Say Hello to Mr. Blue Jeans

a poem

Say hello to Mr. Blue Jeans-

He's the man you dreamed to meet.

He's got a steady job

n' keeps his bathroom nice n' clean.

His hair just won't recede,

but gets thicker with his age.

So he looks damn sexy,

as he's cooking up your eggs.

Say hello to his nice car,

as he picks you up for dates,

or takes you out to islands

with the planes on his estate.

Say hello to Mr. Sensitive

as he hears about your day,

takes off your shoes and socks

saying, 'Je t'aime,' In his best Français...

and sure! He's... Mr. fix it,

who's six-pack glistens with a wrench,

as he unclogs your drain,

you watch his muscles as they flex.

Sporting sweat like it's high fashion,

you surely want this action!

But you feel a shake and you awake!

...to your fat slob of a husband...


© 2012 Brian M. Loewer All rights reserved.


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Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

Ha! I was wondering where that was going. Alas it cannot be real, can it? Very clever. Voting up and funny.


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LVidoni5 3 years ago from Portland, Oregon Author

Thanks xstatic! I appreciate you reading my work!


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xstatic 3 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Really funny! Very good humor.


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LVidoni5 3 years ago from Portland, Oregon Author

maria! Glad you thought so.


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LVidoni5 3 years ago from Portland, Oregon Author

I wish I could tell you the first guy was based on me... but I don't speak french. :) No, neither are based on me. I would say I fall somewhere between there, probably closer to the slob than the private jet.


maria 3 years ago

U make me laugh, Brian. Very entertaining


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Moms-Secret 3 years ago from Central Florida

So, which one are you... I suspect you are not in here... certainly not that last guy, lol...

I have a feeling that you are a bit like me, difficult to lock down to one simple description but still want to see what you would say


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LVidoni5 3 years ago from Portland, Oregon Author

Haha thanks... Glad you liked it :), I had fun writing this one.


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Moms-Secret 3 years ago from Central Florida

Hello handsome! I like that I can put this visual to your name instead of the boney guy in your awesome artwork... :)

This really made me laugh. Loved the ending.

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