What Did I Say (limerick)

When asked who was dream next to me

This vision of wonder and glee

There came my reply

Which blackened my eye

Oh that is just my wife you see

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Moms-Secret 4 years ago from Central Florida

Short, sweet, and laced with humor. :)

I love conversations with the male persuasion because of the things they say...

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I would say the black eye was well deserved. :) Thanks for the Christmas laugh. Happy Birthday!

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MelChi 4 years ago from Cape Town, South Africa

So few words that say so much. Beautiful!

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DREAM ON 4 years ago

Always different and a Big happy birthday to you.

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dailytop10 4 years ago from Davao City

I'm not married yet but this limerick made me laugh.

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Oh, Happy Birthday! Thanks for the morning laugh.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

JUST my wife!? Oooh, them's fightin' words!

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

You are in deep, deep trouble!!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

O, my....some times saying nothing is wise....:)

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

that'll teach him!....never take the wife for granted. :)). Nice one Mhatter, very nice.

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Hah - I think you know now what you said...!

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Laurinzo Scott 4 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

Lol... I am still smiling from this one Mhatter...

In a fine tradition this one is a gem!!!!

hopefully not too many hubbies will be reciting it aloud though (if they know whats good for them!!!)

I being single loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco Author

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and the visit.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

It happens. Made me smile. Oh, yes. Happy belated birthday. Hope it was a good one.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago


Hope your birthday was all you could hope for - and more, M!

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

what a hoot...sometimes better to remain silent!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

LOL... Martin did your wife read this? LOl.. I pray you and your sweet wife have a happy new year.. Love your funny poem

many blessings


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

"Just" my wife?

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Very very funny! And worthy of a black eye!

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