Sex Almost Every Day (limerick)

When asked when some sex came my way

Almost every day I would say

But my dreams of lust

Would oft turn to dust

When almosts would just drift away

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Now you are writing about me. LOL

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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

Sounds too familiar

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Alastar Packer 4 years ago from North Carolina

Too many drinks at a coed bar caused many an almost.

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AliceFSpencer 4 years ago from Texas

Ha love it the picture goes perfect with it LOL ....

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Ushnav 4 years ago from INDIA

A nice limerick followed with a more than appropriate picture. :)

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DDE 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Hmm awesome thanks for this Hub so true about such things

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Hmmm. Now we're getting personal.... ha ha!

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CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

So, dream on Martin! Lol!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Almost certainly isn't now!

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Another awesome limerick my friend !

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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Ahhhh, the way of the world... Great and funny limerick!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, A woman needs her rest, wait up Martin! Hee...

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Amusing indeed.

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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom

So funny - great limerick!

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

Sad, funny and true!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Ha ha ha great limerick Martin.

Clever too.


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Got to get started earlier!

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

You are on the mark with this one, Martin. 'Almost' is one of the saddest words in our lives.

Nice photo, too.

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