This is a little nonsense poem about the perils of shaving and dangers you may face.
I try and shave most of the time
Because if i don't i look like a slob
But what most people don't realise
Is that it can be a dangerous job.
It might take about ten minutes
Maybe about quarter of an hour
And a lot of times i will shave
When i'm having a shower.
The one thing i have to watch
When i have the razor in my grip
Is that my hands are not to soapy
Then it could go and slip
I think you get the picture
Without me describing any more
If this was to happen
I could be feeling very sore.
Luckily nothing bad has happened
It usually goes without a hitch
So thankfully my voice
Hasn't changed to a very high pitch.
So i'll still do this dangerous work
yes i'll try and be brave
because when i pick up my razor
It could be a close shave.
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