I Don’t Let Her Push Me Around (limerick)

You can’t push me around no more

I told wife as I went for door

Soon on floor I’d lie

As fact pulled at guy

What leash around my neck was for

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ha ha... nice try! "Hey, get back here you!" lol... funny!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Guys will never learn. :)

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writinglover 3 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

That was great! Voted it up funny and awesome!

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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

Seriously hilarious! Thank you for sharing! (Voted Up) -Rose

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

LOL! That's great. Very funny. :)

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

he he he . . . no such luck there!

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

My first laugh of the day....Nice one!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

From apron strings to leash. Is that what happens when boys grow up?

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Very well done my friend !

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torrilynn 3 years ago

Haha. I found this short simple and very funny. All you spoke were a few words. Voted up and shared!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Poor man!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

If you let a woman put you on a leash,

You will live to regret it - do you 'capeesh'?

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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

Wow, in only a few words. I don't know if I should feel bad for the guy, but hearing one say "you can't push me around" is pushing it. Lol.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Your limericks are fun to read..Loved it....

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Some guys just can't win.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...only a tie ? you're lucky your mate didn't respond to " Gator Bait "

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I think that was the original plan for a necktie, was it not?

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shanmarie 11 months ago from Texas

Hahaha. If you can't push, just pull. But I wonder if one can push back, can you pull back?

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