She Knew What I Wanted (limerick)

My wife knows the way to her guy

For this I could nothing deny

When I would be shaken

By bills she’d be maken

A mountain of bacon she’d fry


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

That doesn't look like bacon to me. :)


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

That is a full plate there ... : )


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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Very Funny.


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the morning chuckle.


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thelyricwriter 3 years ago from West Virginia

Yowza! You've been served, or is it the other way around? Voted up, awesome, funny, and shared.


lovedoctor926 3 years ago

OMG, this is hilarious! those are huge bazookas. did I say that right?

Voted up awesome, funny & shared.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I'd venture to guess she's frying more than bacon!


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Overflowing we might say :)

Angels are on the way this morning ps


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Holy flippin' coconuts! I cannot physically relate to this woman, at all! lol


Vincent Moore 3 years ago

This poet maintains his grasp. "For me anything more than my hands can fit around is a total waste" I don't even find these visually appealing? but heck that's just my humble opinion as a man who likes them smaller. lol


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lupine 3 years ago from Southern California (USA)

I'll just go with all the previous comments--no need to make my own.


DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Everything is better with bacon! Ha, ha

DJ.


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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

I have to agree with Billy. Um...where's the bacon? Lol.


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

A nurse indeed! Voluptuous limerick..Hee


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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Oh boy!....that heart-attack in a uniform is enough to make a bishop kick a hole through a stained-glass window lol! Thanks for the giggle.

Best Wishes,

R.Q.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

'Well endowed' as a comment just isn't enough.

With all of her assets, nursey has the real stuff.


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Very funny!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Good thing that she brought home the bacon, too.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. Wonder how much bacon was fried.

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