Shh – Secret To Good Lemonade (limerick)

My wife fixed me some lemonade

I think it’s the best that she made

The lemons she’d choose

The love she’d infuse

And shot of good booze raised the grade

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

The secret to any good drink. :)

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Nellieanna 3 years ago from TEXAS

F-u-n-n-y! :-)

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Yes - am with you on this one - Cheers!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

To each his own. I just want the lemonade. Funny.

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Anna Haven 3 years ago from Scotland

A sharp and funny write :)

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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

Cheers to a good hard lemonade :)

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

Hi Martin.

Over here our lemonade is clear and sparkling your look a bit like milk!!

LOL Ghaelach

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

I would imagine that is the secret to many good drinks!!

Your clever wit keeps us amused.


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York


Oooh, can you pour one for me?... and let my cup runneth over :D

Too cute!!!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

There ya go!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Lemon and vodka hummm, might be good?

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

That my friend is an ingredient that keep on giving. Up and funny!

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xstatic 3 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Sounds like the finest kind of lemonade!

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Yep that would make it some good lemonade !

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Now you're talking!!......just like those in the picture ( who aren't sure why they are talking so much!)

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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

Is that like Lynchburg Lemonade? Sounds good to me.

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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Ok, I really don't think the lemonade was what you were enjoying. LOL

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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

This sounds like a wonderful form of lemonade!

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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

The best lemonade you ve ever had :)cheers

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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Your invited to my barbeque! Good one Martin.

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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

So cute! Hope you are doing better Martin!

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livingsta 3 years ago from United Kingdom

True true :-)

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Only way to go.

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Tonipet 3 years ago from The City of Generals

A lemonade of love is but the best, regardless :=) Best of love, Martin:=)

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99....booze...the secret ingredient to anything.. even Kool-Aid !

nice job....

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Ah yes - she's a fine fine woman! lol

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

So after a while, I'd imagine the mixer wasn't important.

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LadyFiddler 3 years ago from Somewhere in the West

LOL your a hot mess but very good i like it. Even if it wasn't the best she made you know you have no choice but to say something nice or else no more lemons would be infused..........ha ha ha

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Cyndi10 3 years ago from Georgia

There you go again, being very, very clever. So much fun to read. Want to reach for the lemonade. Take care.

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truthfornow 3 years ago from New Orleans, LA

That is the best kind of lemonade!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

The wifey is clever, Martin, there is no doubt.

Lemonade with booze is what it's all about.

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