Short And Silly Poems .

Tuesday, July 31, 2012



CHEWING GUM : by stars

Chew me,

glue me,

and Kung Fu me.

------------------

BIG BOY : by stars

Big boy I am,

so don't call me Roy.

Big boy I am,

and I ain't no body's toy,

and I'm so cool,

my gal's named Joy.

---------------------------

I LIKE MY BIG TOE : by stars

and my name is Joe ,

and I watched it grow.

Yep, my big toe.

----

It makes my foot look neat ,

and I have two as I speak,

two on both of my feet.

--------------------------

MY BROKEN SPINE : by stars.

Caused me some pain,

with nothing to gain.

I broke my spine.

Now it ain't worth a dime.

So all I can do,

is go boohoo .

------------------------------

MY LIFE IN PERGATORY : by stars

Serving only a thousand years ,

and I'm threw.

Taught me a lesson.

To always be true,

and never be blue.

-------------------------

GOODBY GASOLINE MAN : by stars

I now run my car on lime,

which only costs about a dime.


----------------------------

THE PURPLE MONKEY : by stars.

Bit my purple donkey,

and my donkey bit ,

my purple dog,

and my dog ,

bit my purple frog,

while I slept on my,

purple log.

--------------------

BUTTERMILK CHICKEN : by stars.

Oh, yum yum,

cook it, lick it, taste it,

and it's great,

for the tum tum.

----------------------------

MY DOG DON'T HUNT : by stars.

Don't touch my dog !

My dog don't hunt.

Don't kiss my dog !

My dog is not a lover.

Don't play with my dog !

My dog is a watch dog .

So stay far away from my dog .

---------------------------

THE PONCHO VILLA WAY : by stars.

Poncho poncho don't shoot me today,

and if you do ,

let me fall in some hay,

instead of a nasty hole in the ground,

where all of your enemies decay .

-----------------


Comments 12 comments

myownlife profile image

myownlife 4 years ago from london

Interestingly funny poem.

I enjoyed it.

Cheers


stars439 profile image

stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear myownlife : Good morning, and thank you for you're kind visit. GBY.


kashmir56 profile image

kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Shot and silly like silly putty........LOVE IT !


stars439 profile image

stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear kashmir : Thank you so much my precious friend. GBY.


Perspycacious profile image

Perspycacious 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

Short? Yes. Silly? Yes, and that's what you advertised them to be.


stars439 profile image

stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Perspycacious : Thanks a million, and glad you liked them.


Cathleena Beams profile image

Cathleena Beams 4 years ago from Lascassas, Tennessee

Silly and fun to read. You hit the nail on the head. I like the one about the dog that don't hunt the best!


stars439 profile image

stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Cathleena Beams : Thank you precious heart , and glad you liked it. God Bless You.


Patty Kenyon profile image

Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

Funny and Fun to read!! Great Job!!


stars439 profile image

stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Patty Kenyon : Thank you precious heart for you're visit. GBY.


Mhatter99 profile image

Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco

There was one problem with these poems. which button to push. so I pushed them all. :))


stars439 profile image

stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Mhatter : Good morning my fine friend . Grateful that you pushed them all. God Bless You.

    Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites.


    Click to Rate This Article
    working