Showing Off Her Wares (limerick)

Amazed the men drooled as they’d stare

As she proudly showed off her pair

And if you like these

Please feel free to squeeze

They grow in the trees over there

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*Did I say pair? I meant pear.


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cam8510 18 months ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

Martin, that is hilarious. Still laughing.


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MsDora 18 months ago from The Caribbean

Pair is okay, if she has a pair of pears.


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bravewarrior 18 months ago from Central Florida

Nice play on words, Martin.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 18 months ago from Riga, Latvia

Great play on words.

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