A ligh hearted statement of "Some Times It Is Accepable To Use That "F" Word"

This Is One Some Of Those Times

I have only now been informed that there are occasions when using swear words. They would be considered to be acceptable expressions in some very extreme times and situations.

So here are some of them:-

  1. A peaceful day at the aligator or crocadile farm
  2. A plane ride home
  3. A day at Motor Cross
  4. The kids helped to paint
  5. Tidal wave threatens lives

The following photos are in the order as listed above.

Airmail Delivery Service

Dropping In For a Bite
Dropping In For a Bite

That Could Be One Place

Although there are many of us, that would believe that there are other words or phrases that one could rather use, without refering to the Big Word.

As an example:-

Oh-oh

Damn

Blast

Shucks

and the other classic

Heeeeeeeellllllllllp!

And I Had To Have The Window Seat

Where did he come from
Where did he come from

This Might Also Be Another One

"This is your Captain speaking. all passengers please be seated and fasten your seat belts, we may be experiencing a bit of turbulance."

You may well wish to use that Big One, however thereto may be other alternatives:-

Bloodyhell

OMG

Cripes

Ulp - made by swollowing the last of your saliva

Mommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheres The Wheel Going???

You picked a fine time to loose me loose wheel
You picked a fine time to loose me loose wheel

And Yet Again A Good Possibility For One

With an impeding crash, a chance to really hurt oneself, self preservation might well take control and nescesitate the use of the Big One

However you might consider:-

Cripes

Blast

Damn

Heeeeeellllllllllllppppppppppppp

Mommmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Helping You Paint The Room, Dad

Honey I have brought the boss home for diner. What the .........
Honey I have brought the boss home for diner. What the .........

This Would Be a Good Candidate For The One

Well, can I say more, the kids have really got down and attempted to do some home improvements, is it realy the occasion to use the Big One?

Our experts agree that under times of extreme stress, when you have tried to have scored brownie pionts with your boss, and are confronted with this scenario, it possibly may be the time:

Try:

Blast

Shucks

Crumbs

Heeelpppppppppppp

Hoooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Burst into tears

Bang your head on the wall

Surfs Up!

Daddy said we must not bury our selves in the sand!
Daddy said we must not bury our selves in the sand!

Surfs up! Is the Time For The Big One?

This would be about the only time to really use the Big One!

The experts, non swearing lobbyists and all the politicians, would permit and sanction the use of the Big One, in this situation.

However:-

Help

Mommmeee

Daaadddyyyyy

Damn

Blast

Could all be used, as if you look closely, all these situations, are photographs that have been manipulated and contrived by careful Photoshop or other picture editors.

So, in conclusion, there was never a need for swearing under any of these condition, as the did not actually exist.

With the exception of picture 4, where the kids might be in danger of being lambasted, and feel the need to express themselves.

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debby28 8 years ago from WASHINGTON

This was too cute! Love the pic with the kids think I might have said I little more then that. Great Hub.


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Debby28, thanks for the comment, The kids might very well have had a lot more choice things to say as well.


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mdtabish 8 years ago

Lol...Loved Airmail Delivery Service and And I had to have the window seat.


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Mdtabish, Yes, those are particularly good, thanks for the comment.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Brilliant as usual, and very funny, great hub :)


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G-Ma Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

LOL ROFL ...Good one here my dear man...the plane one got to me then the one with the children...I can't think of anything worse then not being able to use my hands....Thanks for the thrills and the permission to say F---.... cause in those 2 cases I would...G-Ma :o) hugs


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SweetiePie 8 years ago from Southern California, USA

I love the painting the room one! I can just imagine someone coming home to that :).


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Mistyhorizon, this was one of those that just fell in my lap, I received an email with those photos and next minute a hub was born.

G-Ma, yes those are the types of disasters, that do leave with that feeling of absolute helplessness.

SweetiePie, that scenario was one that every parent dreads when the children go quite and there is total silence where they are playing.

Thanks all for the comments.


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Karen Ellis 8 years ago from Central Oregon

So funny, yet so true.


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Yes Karen, It is sad to say that, yes, our favourite word is that word. I can't remember when was the last time, while sitting in a public place like a coffee shop, and not hearing an "f..." in every other sentance from the tables around me. It must be at least a decade ago!! I must be getting old.


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Feline Prophet 8 years ago from India

Hehe...do people actually say things like 'cripes' and 'crumbs' outside books written by Englishmen stuck in a time warp?


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Yes some people still do use, although they do have monocles and talk all "posh", the plebs would "cor Blimey"

Thanks for the comments.


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trish1048 8 years ago

hi Just_Rodney,

This was very funny! I had a best friend who has since passed away. I loved my English friend dearly. One of the things she always said was bloody hell, with her wonderful English accent. I laughed every time I heard it.

Thanks for a very fun hub.


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Uninvited Writer 8 years ago from Kitchener, Ontario

Great Hub. I definitely would use the F word under those circumstances :)


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Thanks for that comment Uninvited. There are times that it is PC to use them if you choose to.

Trish, the English depending wher they come from have delightful pronunciations. Thanks for dropping by.


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Anna Marie Bowman 8 years ago from Florida

I agree, there are just some times when no other word sums up the situation quite the same. Great hub!!!


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rockinjoe 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

Lottsa fun!


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Anna Marie, yes some situations definitely are around that no other word is apt or suitable. Thanks for the comment.

Rockinjoe, thanks for the comment.


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marisuewrites 8 years ago from USA

Great pics, and we should all wonder what will be our "final word." oops maybe "god forgive me??" LOL this made ya think!!


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Mariesue, yes at the back of ones mind, I think we all wonder if our final words will be something that is worthy of being carved in stone.

Unlike those that were jestingly attributed to Custer, "Here come the beeping indians".


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gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

This is great and I would use the f word in every one of these situations. Really that seems to be the post appropriate word.


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Just_Rodney 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Thanks Gwendymom, it would take be a wonder if that was not the first word that would pop out, only a very confirmed saint would have the time to express anything else.


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TattooKitty 5 years ago from Hawaii

Thanks for the great read- that picture of the kids with paint is hilarious!! Although I thoroughly enjoy using the f-word in many everyday situations, I must refrain from swearing for the majority of the day. So- I often use my grandmother's favorite "alternative" swear word...

SUGAR JETS!!! Lol!


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Just_Rodney 5 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

TattooKitty, Thanks for enjoying the hub. As I have parrots I have to try and avoid the Fword. I like the SUGARJETS. LOL

Thanks for the comment.


Sequoia 23 months ago

Smart thkiinng - a clever way of looking at it.


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Just_Rodney 23 months ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City Author

Thank you Sequoia

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