Some Rights I Will Not Give Up (limerick)

For this I would fight with all might

Brave heroes died to win this right

Now their legacy

Was counting on me

To control the T.V. tonight

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Good luck with that! :)

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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

And I thought guys always had control of the remote!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

I have gone through this!

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

at this place I'm fighting back -

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

haha Yes, I concur with Randi's (btrbell) comment.

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Oh the power once you have it LOL:-))

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

Morning Martin.

This a battle I unfortunately lost in our house. TG I can watch football on my computer.

UP and sharing.

LOL Ghaelach

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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

It is a real battle hehe

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, clearly, there's a need for his and hers remote, he.. he.., can you imagine the fun us women would have switching channels in the middle of the game. :).

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

good one.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Sometimes, I wish I had time for the TV, but I just don't. This was wonderful.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Another good one, Martin.

Clever and artfully done.


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Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

Men have won that right hands down I would say. hahaha

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stars439 3 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

This is so brilliant , and a masterpiece. God Bless You.

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lrc7815 3 years ago from Central Virginia

Heaven only knows why I was surprised by this one. I should have known better than to think it might be serious. lol

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dreamseeker2 3 years ago

lol! Too cute!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

How do you do it? So many creative ideas!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Maybe she will let you control it tonight

If you get that awful fright wig outta sight.

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tirelesstraveler 3 years ago from California

What a delight TV control tonight


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LisaMarie724 3 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

Clever as always!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol Seems everyone wants to control TV and the remote control....

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...this was " REMOTELY " out of " CONTROL "....but good write none the less.....hahhah..seize the day !

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PurvisBobbi44 3 years ago from Florida


Take a man's remote away and he might pout.

Take a woman's away and she will shout.--like me.

You are always a pleasure to read.

Bobbi Purvis

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Good luck, but it probably won't happen..Hee

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Clever take on man's omnipotent control of the remote!

He always has the rule

Whenever he has the tool!

(Interpret at your own risk)

Voted up, funny, and interesting.

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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

Aha, and you have given me all rights to the television tonight! Thanks for sharing, MHatter!

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Good luck with that!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Too right my friend I am with you on this one!! Great share.


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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

Aha !! Women control the TV remote, it is the wife who always wins!! Great limerick,voted up.

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dghbrh 3 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

Nice one like always. Shared and voted up.

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