Sometime Women Cry For Strange Reasons (limerick)

I asked wife why was it she cried

She told me her best friend had died

But when best friend Jerry

On phone sounded merry

Then who did she bury outside


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

If Jerry is alive there's a danger,

That your wifey buried a stranger.


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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Thanks for the laugh! Two questions for you: (1) Did you hear your wife correctly? (2) Are you sure that you know Jerry' voice? Still laughing!


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Those kinds of questions can lead to many a sleepless night. LOL


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Awesome limerick my friend !


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Most women will cry if Ben or Jerry die... but if it's a lie, then you've really got a nut on your hands... lol. Funny!


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Hummm, I bet she'll never tell...Funny...


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Most amusing. lol


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Voted up funny!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Maybe you don't want to know...


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shanmarie 5 weeks ago from Texas

Hahahahaha! Perhaps Jerry came in second to the dog? I'd hope. LOL

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