Stop Hairy Arguments Before It’s Too Late (limerick)

This husband had learned not to care

If his wife would get in his hair

If her dig dig dig

Was getting too big

He’d take off his wig and say there

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

very funny Martin.

LOL Ghaelach

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great laughs.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha boy, she got down to the root of the problem! : )

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Good Limerick.

Poor man in the picture. He surely looks miserable! LOL


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

I am sure he looks better without his hair.

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ocfireflies 3 years ago from North Carolina

I have always heard "bald is beautiful."

Kim : )

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Lol....he'd better move his wallet too:-))

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Another laugh out loud. Thanks for being a part of my day. Blessings!

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

:-) Another good one :-) Thanks!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Thank you for the laugh!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Guess it's true what they say, Martin: 'In one hair and out the other!'

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

That's one way to get her!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Thanks for the laughs!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Bald men have the option the others will lose their hair if pulled too hard

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I know guys that choose to be hairless. It saves on haircuts every six to eight weeks.

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