Strange Goings On (limerick)

Alerted by a ghastly sound

And all of the dead things on ground

Strange winds now contest

It’s then I confessed

My wife makes the best beans around

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lovedoctor926 3 years ago

Good one! I voted up funny.

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Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

LOVE it! I can't stop laughing.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Wow. Martin, you have a powerful constitution,

Beware that your neighbors do not request restitution.

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wildove5 3 years ago from Cumberland, R.I.

Funny! Ghastly, very clever!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

One of your best! :)

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galleryofgrace 3 years ago from Virginia

Really cute but I have to tell you "a tad of baking soda in the pot would wreak havoc on your poem .

You should read the one I wrote on beans n beer.

thanks for the laugh.

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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Amazing and funny.You are very talented.I voted up

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Brilliant the photo fits in so nicely and looks so mysterious too.

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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, I'm sure I caught a whiff on the wind!.... cleverly done.

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

My son will love this limerick, it is about his favorite subject matter...Jamie

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

My side hurts from laughing!

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Good one, Martin.

I love the mystery you alluded to.

You must think these limericks up while asleep.

Good job!!


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dreamseeker2 3 years ago

Cute poem. I was expecting to see a bean stalk growing from your piece of work. lol! Voted up, as always. : )

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

You are the master for sure! You throw it out there and reel us in. Loved it.

Voted up, useful, and funny.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Phew!! Someone open the window PLEASE..

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Love it. Must telephone my vegetarian daughter and read her this one!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I guess it is another recipe for waking the dead?

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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

I guffawed!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Brillaint once again.


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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Oh, Martin. Work has been so demanding these past few weeks, leaving me feeling a bit burned out of late. So I clicked open your limerick with such anticipation. I am now smiling…it’s always the last line of your limericks that tweak the mind and the heart. How very funny endearing! Thank you! :-)

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