Strawberry Nights ...........

I take a strawberry covered in chocolate
and slowly moved towards her mouth
Backing away at the last second as she sit's
mouth open and a pouty look on her face
and waiting

And yet .....I wasn't done yet
it's important to tease when you can
And so that's why I took the strawberry and
moved down her neck
sliding across one breast
watching it swell

Now this is where it gets interesting
she moans softly and says to me .............
"What are you doing.......
are you weird or something .....
I mean thats a strawberry in your hand
no a magic wand "

Okay so now I begin to lose my focus
and yet ? ..........There is just one chance !
I immediately re-focus my attention on
the problem at hand !
So ......."Fine" , I pop the
berry into my mouth and say
"My my my ...... arent we a little testy tonight "
Is it the chocolate or what ?"

" Oh I'm sorry , I'm just a little wound
up tonight .........." Okay I'm thinking
this is a test , everyone knows that
women love to 'test ' a man !
Somehow's like the test is more
important than the night .......
What now ?........Hmmmmm?
a moment here !
'Im thinking

Now this requires all of a mans full
potential ......and then some !
.....what to do ? So I reach down at take her foot
into my hand ......I begin by touching the tips of
her toes one at a
time .....and then........ I STOP !
"What the Hell is wrong with your foot"?
I ask ........and she jumps
says "What do
you mean?"

Now this !..... is where its hard for a mans mind
to engage !.........."There's something wrong with this foot !"
"Look ", I say .......right here
"The ticklers busted "
and immediately I begin to tickle her foot
and she goes off ! She's laughing uncontrollably
and squirming in my powerful grip !

And then ....before she know's it
we're into a well of passion !
To watch as she melts away into the
point of fatigue
erotism and laughter
NOOoooo! .....
Not laughing at me
but just laughing

AND then it happens she reaches down
her hand...... her nails brush her
belly and her breasts to
my face
She immediately begins to
panic ! She moans uncontrollably
And it all begins to unfold
she screams .............
"HIVES"...........she moans
pulls away scratching
Hives !
she screams
"I forgot ! I'm alergic to strawberries "...........

Off she runs to the bathroom ....... swearing at me the strawberries ........
"you bastard ....I hate you "
Oh no! , I put my arms
behind my pillow
lean back
and think

There is no way to please a woman !

Comments 10 comments

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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

You had me clinging to every word. No wonder I couldn't sleep last night...I was waiting to wake up to this magical work with just the right amount of humor and message to end it. Darn those hives! However - I'm having strawberries for breakfast:) Voted up and more.

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Vocalcoach ,Haaaa! I knew it , You were faking the hives !lol.....:-}

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHaHaHa, You crack me up with your clever quips..I hate strawberries but LOVE chocolate..

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Nellieanna 4 years ago from TEXAS

hahahahaha!! You ARE a rascal par excellence!! hahahaha.

Did you expect her to be pleased by hives???? Sounded like she was pleased up till that development. So there are some ways to please. . . . which you seem to have down pat! That foot tickling was inspired!

Sounded fun, for the most part. How could you have known about the allergy? (Bad) luck of the draw, I guess. hahahahaha.

(I like chocolate but would prefer my strawberries with champagne.)

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Voted up and funny. Was just drifting away in exotic daydreams thinking of running to get strawberries and chocolate and then that darn female started yelling hives. Glad I'm not allergic to strawberries. Now let's see my shopping list - chocolate, strawberries, whipped cream and champagne. Thanks for the inspiration and passing this on.

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Always exploring , Just my luck , I write about berries and the woman loves chocolate !........:-} nice to see you .

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Nellieanna , See now there you go again , Hard to please ha ha , ......"if it wern't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all!" Thank you for stopping and being an ear to my sad story !...:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Gypsy Rose , That ! now is some important shopping you must do !he he Thank you !...:-}

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Awwwwww...poor baby - all that work for nothing but hives!

None the less - i do love a man who understands the ways 'around' a woman's angst - and employs them with 'powerful grip'!

Loved the humor here, Cowboy!

voting up and sharing with the hub-munity!

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

ImKarn You are soo cool ! Luv ya !

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