Super Heroes fight crime on Hubpages
Watch out! Here we come!
It's nearly midnight and most mortal souls are fast asleep. The Evil Villains of Hubpages are awake, setting up their bots to spam and spin all night long, inundating good hubbers with invitations to pass on their bank details in exchange for millions of non-existent dollars.
The Evil Villians choose carefully who their next victim shall be. Who can they stalk and abuse with hateful columns on the forums and on their hubs? Who can they select to bare the brunt of their pain and anger against the world? Who can they contact with hateful and abusive emails?
The Evil Villain brings up Babelfish Translating Service on the internet, translates someone's carefully worded hub into Japanese and then again into English. The Evil Hubber sneers at the stupidity of the Hubpages community, who actually believes that he wrote that crap. He giggles hysterically at the thought that many had pity on him for being an English second language learner. Who would ever guess that all the Evil Villain did, was duplicate somebody elses hub, use their keywords and run it through his system.
Just when you think that the end is nigh in Hubworld, and that Evil will prevail, a distant noise breaks the silence. A noise of 400 000 hubbers clapping as the Hubworld Super Heroes enter the fray, leaping and dancing and carrying a few crates of beer. Villains, you are no longer safe, because the Hubworld Super Hero Team are out to find you, destroy you and return you back to the Internetfraudworld where you escaped from and attempted to wreak havoc on poor unsuspecting hubbers. Hubbers of the world unite, and join The Team to make sure that justice is served. And then we can all have a wine or a beer.
Introducing the Hubpages Super Heroes!
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