Surgically Attached at the Ears ...a Rant

Please write tha last part!!!!!!

Alright ........from now on I'm gonna
give them a little tap of the bumpers
Not too much though I don't want them to
become jumpers

But drivers with cell phones should be forced
directly off the road
Or have their phones surgically attached
inside the ear lobe

So today I'm having my truck man
install an extra large steel brace
Across the front of my truck
I'll get to you soon ace

Come on..... fess up...... the cell call's not all that
important
NO?....and maybe I won't nudge you towards that
bridge abutment

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Were you the one that drove me off the road !LOL......

  • Yes ?
  • NO?
  • Maybe ?
  • Not sure ....I was talking away and didn't notice .......
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Just Ask Susan profile image

Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Great rant! All these people that drive and talk on their cells should get ear buds with a mike or blue tooth.


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Ya ! and have it all permenantly attached ! Hi Susan , the ones that bother me are those where its soo obvious that they're not paying attention to the road !......Nice to seee you !


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Jesse Mugnier 4 years ago from Jersey

This is great! I love it because I feel the same way as you!!!


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Thank you Jesse sometimes I wonder if I'm alone on this one ! lol


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Jesse Mugnier 4 years ago from Jersey

Not at all! I'm right there with you :)


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Me too Jesse , just read your hub about depression . We can all help each other alot , can't we !......:-}


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Jesse Mugnier 4 years ago from Jersey

Absolutely! Voted up, funny and useful by the way. :)


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VioletSun 4 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

It scares me when I see drivers talking on the cellphone, so enjoyed your rant! :)


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phdast7 4 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

Terrific and important rant. Cell use while driving is a serious and dangerous problem. Good for you.


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vocalcoach 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

Yes!! What a relief it is to find someone else who feels the same way about cell phones being used while driving. Urrrrrgh! Love the rant. Voted up and sharing for sure! You are the best.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Voted up and funny. Sure hate drivers yaking on cell phones. One got so excited about what was being said on the other end that they hit the accelerator at the same moment I was going to cross the street. It was a green light no the driver was too caught up in his conversation to notice me. No , nothing happened because at the moment he car bucked I slammed my fist down on the hood of his car. He dropped his phone and gave me the finger and I made it across the street. I think they should pass a law that when you get into your car you turn off your cell phone otherwise at least a $50 fine.


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BlossomSB 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Agree entirely. It does the heart good to have an occasional rant, especially when it comes with a smile.


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Hi Jesse , Your soo nice ! Have a smile today !.....:-}


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Violet sun ,Hello stranger I've missed you and your kindness ! I hope you are well !


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

phdast, I think I'm becoming a cantanquorous old man , i know that cant be spelled right !....:-}


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

No Vocal coach , You are !......your it ,wanna play tag ?....:-} Thanks


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

HI Gypsy ,Or you could carry a big stick !LOL..........Be viilant !!!


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Thank you Blossom , it feels good !.......:-}


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

ahorseback..Oh I'm terribly sorry, I was busy texting a very important message to my surgical team..it was the 12 steps to performing a Labotomy.....what are you a n0n-technologist ? remember the driver behind is almost always sited, as you must have control of vehicle 24-7..do you think you are as important as me ? surely you jest !

WELCOME to Society of the 21 st.. could not resist..I love hub..and agree 104.8 %


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

KjForce , Hey girl I am part of the cell crownd too !Don't text much but . Okay okay .........I hate phnes ! I admoit it ! True the hit from behind will be cited but .....oOOhhhhhaaa! What plesure I will get from watching the cell phones fly and the make up kit too .! Just watch for the big iron bumper in your rear view ! I coming for you ........LOL


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Grrrrr...give me a call and we can discuss these morons while i drive to the mall...lol..

i love the idea of the big iron bumper - good thing the price of gas is going down..

kisses kowboyxx


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

IMKarn , Okay sounds good to me !.....What kind of car you driving ?.....LOL huggy bear !


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

Loved it... And don't worry... I will try to keep my calls short when I am driving ;)


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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

Love it, and I agree! I don't even answer my phone when I'm driving! Hands-free or not, it's still distracted driving. Great rant!


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tlpoague 4 years ago from USA

Loved the rant! I can't stand those that like to text and drive. It drives me crazy! What happened to the good old days where if someone wanted to visit they would stop by or call you on your hard line? While ranting...what about those that are so lazy to talk to eat other, they text each other while in the same room? What is that all about? Great rant! I'm looking forward to reading the next one.


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Barbergirl , weeell ! Okay ,but only when you call me !...lol....:-}


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

I have to admit , I've almost gone off the road looking for a ringing cell phone . Now I seldom answer it on the run! Thanks Victoria !


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Tpoague , Hi , yes I know it ! Texting !?! Okay TL. I'll get right on it :-}

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