Swings Can Be So Romantic (limerick)

When my wife was riding a swing

Please give me a push she did sing

So I ran to car

Which wasn’t that far

And shot her to star in the thing

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Hmmm. Does insurance cover that? Is this the same lady that doesn't shave her armpits? ha ha.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Only you can think up stuff like this!

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

She asked for it! :)

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

"Fly Me To The Moon" has a new image attached to it, now!

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Does your wife appreciate all the situations you place her in ;-)

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

Sent my wife there with my car!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

When push comes to shove, well you know what i mean!!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Thanks for another laugh out loud.

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Too funny, though one wonders if the wife thought so ;)

Voted up and funny.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Clearly, she PUSHED him too far! lol

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And another one bites the dust!

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