The Little Snicker-Doodle

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By: Wayne Brown

I met this pretty little girl down at the local bar

She liked my hat; asked if I was a famous movie star?

I just smiled and said I hope you don’t live very far

She cooed come on over and meet my pretty poodle

I replied only if I might see the little snicker-doodle

 

I stopped to help a pretty lass change her tire gone flat

She said she liked my hat; wanted one for her like that

I told her I had an allergy and I hoped she did not have a cat

She said no but I’ll fix some soup, do you like chicken noodle?

I said sure but what I’d really like is that little snicker-doodle

 

 

That hot chick clerk at the food store rang my groceries up

She said I like your hat, especially when you push it up

I told her thanks; gave a wink; she asked me home for sup

She said we’ll drink wine all night, of that stuff I got oodle

I said well okay but could we get out the little snicker-doodle?

 

 

A cutie down at the hair salon clipped my pretty coif

She said I like your hat; it looks great, it’s really boss

I nodded thanks, smiled and asked, what time do you get off?

She said come on over, we can cook us up some struddle!

I said that sounds good but what of the little snicker-doodle?

 

 

I met one of the groupie girls who gazed at me lovingly

She said I like your hat, do you think it looks good on me?

I said of course it should, let’s just head to your place and see

She said that’s a great idea, we can look for my hat on Google

But I said no, let’s not, lets focus on that little snicker-doodle

 

 

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HEY SNICKERDOODLE!

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50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

I really love munching her snicker doodle, way more than petting the poodle or beating the noodle 50


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@50Cal...you just can't beat a good batch of snicker-doodle, 50! WB


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bayoulady 6 years ago from Northern Louisiana,USA

just ridin' by on my bycycle on this un!


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valeriebelew 6 years ago from Metro Atlanta, GA, USA

Yep, bayoulady, I'm just dropping in on this one. How do I comment on THIS???? Wayne, guess what? I actually have a job interview on Monday at 10am. It will be contract if it happens, assessments and a few group therapy sessions. Don't worry, I won't let the clients read Undercover. But my hours, other then the group times, will be flexible, so I'll still work at Curves and write my heart out. The hard part will be NOT talking about my writing, because I don't want to share it with clients, until they are graduated from treatment, because I don't want to be telling drug war stories about myself when the focus needs to be on them. Once they complete treatment process, then they can read it. (:v


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@bayoulady....Cat your tongue???WB

@valeriebelew...Yeah! So glad to hear that Valerie. I knew it could not last forever! You will do this fine and I'll bet you will be an even better writer even though you will be even busier...you will be in a better frame of mind and that will open up new worlds. I am really excited for you! But I must ask...what of the snicker-doodle? LOL!


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bayoulady 6 years ago from Northern Louisiana,USA

Wayne, No the cat didn't get my tongue. I recken it got swallowed when I read your poem! (See I'm not sure what a snickerdoodle is, but judging from 50 s comment, I think I don't wanna know..).

But as usual , you DO have a talent for words! So I was just lettin' you know I stopped by!Friendly like.


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lalesu 6 years ago from south of the Mason-Dixon

Haha! Wayne Brown, you DO make me laugh. When I read the title I was already smiling. You are just incorrigible, lol!...Let's see, tonight's fare included Twinkies, tortellini, cheesecake & potato chips AND it was the eve of a full moon - see what you can do with that! LMAO!!


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breakfastpop 6 years ago

Wayne, great poem, and no comment! I fear 50 may have said it all!


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@bayoulady...I love it when you can read it both ways! WB

@lalesu...As George Costanza (Seinfeld) would say, "I'll do it! I'll do it!" LOL...I think you have found the essence of me...incorrigible! Check the boards, I think you'll find your wish posted there! LOL WB

@BPop....Hey Poppy, at least we know which way 50 took it! WB


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saddlerider1 6 years ago

Snicker Doodle what an interesting word. I snickered as I read this, and all they really wanted was your Hat and you kept doodling with your snicker. I hope you were able to keep doodling with your noodle as they kept fooling with your rim:0) LOL


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@SR1...Careful, Ken, you'll get me confused! WB


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lorlie6 6 years ago from Bishop, Ca

I like your hat, too! And I've got to laugh at the 'related hubs' section up top-all about chicken noodle soup.


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@lorlie6...so you don't see the sexual relevance of chicken soup? LOL! WB


JJ 6 years ago

This one was great!


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@JJ...thank you so much. Your kind words make it all worth the effort to write it! WB


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Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

Oh my goodness!! What a "pet" name! I've heard lots of slang for the guy part . . . but this takes the cake. Now there's an idea for a fun hub -- using all the nicknames for . . . you know that, that, and together - THAT. Ha! I just posted a hub about a Wild West recipe - kinda. S'mores. I'll think twice before writing about Snickerdoodles. You do know, it is the name of a real dessert! Your hat is quite the chick magnet, huh?


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@Truckstop Sally....Naaaaaah...Only in my mind! I wrote all of those back when folks were giving me hat trouble. I still have the hat but don't get to flaunt it as much since giving up my single ways! WB


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Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

Keep the hat! Looks good on you in the picture -- but that looks like a martini glass and quite a smirk!! What about KJ or Penguin? Surely you could have conjured up a better song than the one on YouTube. When will we get to hear you play? sing?


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@Truckstop Sally...when I end up out in the desert with a blonde who can rope, I tend to drink three-martinis and smirk a lot! HA! I am in the process of adding recording capability to my rig. Once I listen to myself, it may bring my musical career to a screeching halt. I have made folks cry with my music but it was because they wanted me to stop so badly! LOL! WB

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