'Tween the Ditches

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By: Wayne Brown


Where’s the end of the rope?


I need to tie myself a knot


Looks like I’ll just have to cope


Just tryin’ to keep what I got



Is my back against the wall?


Or is there some wiggle room?


Can I avoid a death-defying fall?


Or must I concede the doom?



Where is the end of the line?


That’s where you hit the wall


I’m afraid we’re in a bit of bind


I hope I can survive the fall



Is that jig of a dance really up at last?


Or will the music continue to play?


Will the future look just like the past?


Who is the one who can say?



When will the fat lady begin to sing,


Signaling the end of the show?


Is everything over for one last fling


Who among us can really know?



Is the end really within our sight?


Are we near to finishing the race?


Do we still have a dog in the fight?


Or we all just takin’ up space?



Is it time to fish or just cut bait?


Have we ran slam out of luck?


Do we suffer at the hand of fate


Or can one last deal be struck?



Ain’t this one fine kettle of fish?


Smelling a bit rotten to me


Looks like we won’t get our wish


Seems they’ve run us right up a tree



Yes, this is a fine old howdy-doo


A regular cheap pair of bad shoes


That’s left us with nothing that’s new


Except these ol’ government blues



Is this some kind of slippery slope


That’s leads to a quick trip to the ground?


Are we just fools who found enough rope


To keep us hanging ‘round town?



Looks like one monkey can stop the show


If he pulls on all of the right switches


Looks like the good times will be no mo’


Nothing left but to keep it ‘tween the ditches



©Copyright WBrown2011. All Rights Reserved.


11/4/2011


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Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

you know--I loved it! freakin awesome


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@Frank Atanacio....Thank you so much...glad you had fun with it! WB


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My Minds Eye53 5 years ago from Tennessee

A different way to put something so familiar. Nicely done.


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@My Minds Eye53...Thank you. Cliches are well-worn but they do seem to have purpose especially when we blend them together. WB


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dahoglund 5 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

Too true. I keep hoping for better times. Maybe they will come.I loved Roger Miller, another talent who died too young


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I love your poetry cowboy:) lol. Tis a fine kettle of fish!

Loved this...just while I was taking a work break....I haven't heard that song in so long! Great video! LOL


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

The way you strung these cliches together, Wayne, was pluperfect. Bravo!


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@dahoglund...Love ol' Roger myself...he had a perfect ear as one can tell when he yodels or harmonizes with the music like in the start of Chug-A-Lug....whoop, whoop, whoop! LOL! WB

@RealHousewife...Thank you. This one started coming to me last Friday and I let it cure over the weekend. WB

@drbj...Thanks Doc, I thought it was pretty bublelicious myself! LOL! WB


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Makes me laugh because when we were young and driving - when a person left a party or such - they would shout "see ya, keep it between the ditches" lol. Or keep the shiny side up....I hope we can all keep the shiny side up!


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Becky Katz 5 years ago from Hereford, AZ

This is funny and awesome, how you strung all those cliches together.


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@RealHousewife...Yeah, I'm jut glad to be on the topside of the dirt for one more day. LOL! WB

@Becky Katz...Guess I just got lucky...I kinda went with it as it came to me once I got started. WB


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Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

WB -- Lots of great one-liners. Thinking I should dust off my idiom resources and get to work again! Amy


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Happyboomernurse 5 years ago from South Carolina

Came here on recommendation of Truckstop Sally and am glad I did. It was a fun read and I liked the picture. Voted up across the board.


femmeflashpoint 5 years ago

Cowboy Brown,

I didn't even realize how many of these little sayings there were until I read this. I loved it! In fact, I realized I was keeping tempo with some boot-tapping while I read it, lol.


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Poohgranma 5 years ago from On the edge

So cleverly put together! Loved it!


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Phyllis Doyle 5 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

Excellent way of bringing all those old cliche's into one pot of soup! Great job, Wayne. I love it!!!


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MartieCoetser 5 years ago from South Africa

Impressive! Voted up and indeed impressive.


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@Truckstop Sally...Thanks, kinda of fun thing to do in verse. WB

@Happyboomernurse...Thanks you. I tried to have fun with it! WB

@femmelflashpoint...Careful, I'll sing it! I will! It makes me feel like George Costangza when I talk like that! LOL! WB

@Poohgranma...I have to be silly more often...I like the attention. Thank you! WB

@Phyllis Doyle...We just can't rid ourselves of those pesky cliches'. Thanks Phyllis. WB

@MartieCoetser...Thank you, thank you very much as Elvis might say! WB


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Phyllis Doyle 5 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

Aha ha - so true. BTW, I wrote a poem about you and Saddle. 'Just Call Me Calamity'. Hope you are not offended. I just could not 'hep myself'. You two are just there waiting for a poem to be written about.

I love your poetry, Wayne! You always lift my spirit.


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@Phyllis Doyle...Well Thank you...I just saw that you had posted a poem as such but had no idea that it involved me....I must run over and see...get myself a laugh. Thanks so much for the kind words. I so appreciate the fact that my poems can entertain you. WB


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homesteadbound 5 years ago from Texas

What a wonderful job of stringing all those sayings together ... and making it a really fun read. Great hub. Voting across and up!


femmeflashpoint 5 years ago

Wayne,

I'm not sure I could take you singing like G. Costagnza and his Yankee accent. That would totally unravel your image. ;)


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@homesteadbound...Thank you! Cliches are like grouds...if you work 'em they'll die! LOL! WB

femmelflashpoint...Nah! I could never pull it off like George...mine would be the "southern-fried version"! LOL! WB


femmeflashpoint 5 years ago

Southern-fried we could deal with and truly appreciate!


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saddlerider1 5 years ago

I love cliches, my life has been surrounded by em. Let me tell ya pardner, I've also had plenty of fun keeping my wheels tween those ditches. Fun scribe Wayne and Roger is a classic with his great tunes.


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@saddlerider1...Thanks, Ken...had a lotsa fun with this one and love ol' Roger too! WB


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WannaB Writer 5 years ago from Templeton, CA

I think it makes too much sense to be nonsense. Voted up and interesting.


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@WannaB Writer...Too funny! Thanks so much! WB

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