Twisted Expressions

Source

By: Wayne Brown


CrackerJacks, Knapsacks, Long Handles, Backpacks

Get it together; out the door; make some tracks

Alligator, Crocodile, both wear a funny smile

Don’t get too close; see ya in just a little while


Jumping Jacks, Paper Sacks, Laundry Basket, Shoe Wax

Get serious about it all; No braggin’ just the facts

Speckled Hen, Ink Pen, Loaf Bread loaded with Marmalade

Don’t mess around; Do your work or don’t get paid


Peanut Butter, Cow’s Udder, Motor Scooter, Golf Putter

Got your game face on? Or is your mind in the gutter?

Flip-Flop , Baby-Talk, Hundred Dollar Bill up in smoke

Don’t play with matches; that sure ain’t no joke!


Smokey Bear, Red Hair, Pink Pajamas, Purple Underwear

Let’s make some lemonade that we can all share

Tin Can, Hubcap, something hidden in the trunk

Mama says you better get a bath and get in the bunk


Generator, Alternator, Kitchen Counter, Agitator

A nickel or a penny, take the one that is greater?

Rubber Boot, Shotgun, Runnin’ with the Buffalo

When you want to have fun, where do you go?


Astronaut, Wi-Fi Hotspot, Bank Teller, Burial Plot

Do you like to dance or spin around in one spot?

Jump Rope, Duck Call, Horses lined up in the stall

Do you believe in ghost? Who ya gonna call?


©Copyright WBrown2012. All Rights Reserved.


17 April 2012


More by this Author


Comments 22 comments

TToombs08 profile image

TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

This is one of those poems that you just have to read over and over again and each time, you get a different picture. :) Voting up.


The Frog Prince profile image

The Frog Prince 4 years ago from Arlington, TX

Wayne - Great twisted Hub my friend.

The Frog


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@TToombs08....I know that is true for me! LOL! Just some of my craziness. Thanks much. WB

@The Frog Prince...A twisted poem from a twisted mind. LOL! WB


CMerritt profile image

CMerritt 4 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

TToombs is right.........read it once....and laughed...then read it again, and laughed some more....read it out loud....and laughed out loud.

I needed that one!!!

:)

Chris


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@CMerritt...Is not amazing how much sense nonsense can make? Go figure! Thanks, Chris. WB


fpherj48 profile image

fpherj48 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Wayne......Thank you!! That was more damned fun than I've had in a long time, just sittin still!!


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@fpherj48...I just wrote down the things that were running through my mind. They say "insanity" is only a "perspective" down at the asylum! LOL! Thanks much...WB


writer20 profile image

writer20 4 years ago from Southern Nevada

Your a funny man today, had plenty of laughs on the way down the page.

Voted up and funny.


Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Voted up and funny. Wow sorta rolled over me. Guess I'll call the Ghostbusters.


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@writer20...Glad you had fun with it. It was fun to write! Thanks much. WB

@Gypsy Rose Lee...Who ya gone call? Ghostbusters! Thanks much! WB


Deborah Brooks profile image

Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

wow it is funny and great poem.really fun to read.

voted up

Debbie


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@Deborah Brooks....Thanks so much. It was fun to write and I keep re-reading it after all the comments. WB


breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop 4 years ago

Wayne, you must've been in a great mood when you wrote this poem. The one thing I know for certain is that it put me in a great mood and I thank you.nUp and funny..


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@breakfastpop...It was a good time and I got sort of giggly myself! LOL! WB


Truckstop Sally profile image

Truckstop Sally 4 years ago

Fun! The beat and rhyming words remind me of kids jump-roping while trash-talking. Not really trash (ya know what I mean).


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@Truckstop Sally...That was kind of my idea too as I read it through. I never was too good at that rope jumpin'...no double-dutch for me! WB


AudreyHowitt profile image

AudreyHowitt 4 years ago from California

Loved this Wayne! I love how words fit together!! What a clever write!


Victoria Lynn profile image

Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

What a fun one to read! Loved it! Many votes!


Just Ask Susan profile image

Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL, This was alot of fun to read. I'm sure you enjoyed writing this one.


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@AudreeyHowitt...Thank you! It was fun to fit those words together and get to the finished product. WB

@Victoria Lynn...Thank you...glad you had fun with it. WB

@Just Ask Susan...Yes I did...it was even fun finding a picture to go with it and who better than Mr. T! LOL! Thanks much. WB


rahul0324 profile image

rahul0324 4 years ago from Gurgaon, India

Sometimes nonsense is what you need to get some sense into your head... awesome poetry!!


Wayne Brown profile image

Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas Author

@rahul0324...So very true! Thanks for the comment! WB

    Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites.


    Click to Rate This Article
    working