Talk About Extreme Sex (limerick)

The flame of their passion severe

The fire of their sex all could hear

So what did town do

About sex crazed two

Well they built a new fire house near

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....this might be your best! I always feel like such an idiot laughing in the studio by myself.

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania


Now this was a classic limerick! LOL Awesome job here buddy! :)

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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

laughs, classic is right! Excellent!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Hahaha that was hot!

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tammyswallow 4 years ago from North Carolina

LOL! That is hot stuff!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That would keep things quieter...

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Mh -

It's the type of limerick that makes one enjoy passon again, I just wish they'd leave the curtains open a little wider!

Seriously, great limerick. Loved it!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Now, I really think you've lost it! lol

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Hahaha..... MH, you did it again! Great one :)

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myownlife 4 years ago from london

Great job,

huge passion has been served

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Now that is passion...:) Jolly good show, as my niece would say..... ' this is well funny'

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, I love it..I see how it is formed ( Your remark on my Limerick ) Thank you very much..Cheers

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Mhatter, great limerick, very funny...dual purpose building eh, puts out 'fires' but also keeps em quiet with those sirens.

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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

ROFL...That was a GREAT Limerick!!!! Voted Up, Funny, and Awesome!!!!

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

hahaha, .....enduring one !

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

Wow! So funny... I think I'm blushing ^_^ Voted up, funny and awesome!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. Hilarious.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

So funny!

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D.Juris Stetser 4 years ago from South Dakota

I agree with Billybuc ...I'm alone here at the computer, in front of the large glass sliding doors giggling like a fool. The neighbors are probably shaking their heads and murmuring stuff like 'nursing home'... This is cute and really clever. so glad I happened on it, and thanks for the giggles.

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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

That was great.... obviously they are full of fire!

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tsmog 4 years ago from Escondido, CA

Grin - applause

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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Great stuff here :)

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LikaMarie 4 years ago

Thank you for the tribute! ;-) I love the fact that young (or maybe not so young) passionate couples do tend to warm up the neighborhood at times... Hey, they keep it interesting.

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario


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LetitiaFT 4 years ago from Paris via California

I've got some neighbors that could use some hosing down, on the other hand, who wouldn't want to be in their spot?!

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

MH, you have used fire wonderfully in this limerick.

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JustWrite7 4 years ago from Dallas, TX

love it!!

although i'm wondering...what inspired this one?

do tell :-)

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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

I am so embarrassed, I had no idea you were this great at poetry. Your limericks are amazing. Loved it!

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DREAM ON 4 years ago

Always a surprise and a good laugh.

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D.Juris Stetser 4 years ago from South Dakota

Oh, this is precious!! hahaha!

love it and Sharing, as well

in truth it's just funny as hell

this young lad so smitten

with sweet sexy kitten

and clearly he's under her spell!

This was a double treat for me 'cause the last comment I read here was Billybuc 's laughing in the studio alone...Take heart, billy....If I were dumb enough to open the drapes and windows while I'm watching my reruns of Frazier on Netflix, I would've been taken off by the boys in white coats long alone as I do. LOL

This was great fun Mhatter99 Thank you! Sharing, also and UP

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Moms-Secret 4 years ago from Central Florida

Hahaha, nothing like hosing down a hot to trot couple huh?

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lupine 3 years ago from Southern California (USA)

A very hot limerick, indeed!

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