Ten Things to Take With You In a Zombie Apocalypse

Weapons

Bring any and all weapons, of all shapes and sizes. Ammunition would be good, too.

Hand Sanitizer

You don't want to survive a herd of zombies and then die from some horrible disease. Bring a vat of hand sanitizer.

Seeds

If you've read my hub Ten Best Places to Hide in a Zombie Apocalypse, you may be in a fairly safe place and ready to start a garden. So don't forget the seeds.

Birth Control

You just don't have time for an unplanned pregnancy during a zombie apocalypse! Be prepared.

Your Diary

You might want to journal your experiences during this dark time. Then when this is all over, you may have a best seller on your hands.

HazMat Suit

It will be so very gross stabbing and grappling with zombies and there will be no running water, so if you can get your hands on a hazmat suit...

Camera

There may come a time when the whole zombie apocalypse thing is in the past and you will wish you'd taken pictures to show your grandchildren.

Potpourri

The smell is just going to be dreadful with dead people walking around. You'll need potpourri.

Bicycles

You'll get tired of walking and zombies can hardly walk, they'd never be able to ride a bike. So take your bike with you in a zombie apocalypse.

Chapstick

I can't go anywhere without chapstick, so I'm assuming I'll want it in all end-of-days scenarios. You also want the right mix of people with you, so read Ten People to Take With You in a Zombie Apocalypse.


What would you bring? Let me know!

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CatherineGiordano 2 years ago from Orlando Florida

I love your zombie "10 things" posts. Very funny and also good advice.


Jake Pearce 20 months ago

What happens when you get stuck in crowd of zombies those bicycles won't be that handy then.


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marciasullivan 20 months ago from North Carolina Author

That's a good point, Jake. Note to self: don't get surrounded by zombies if at all possible. ;)


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poetryman6969 20 months ago

I think I want to bring along some Zoorina Zombie Chow. I hear it taste like real humans.

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