Humor: How to Remain Famous?

Many people read tips on How to become famous, but becoming famous is an easy thing, so one should know about How to remain famous, which is more important. If you are a to be famous person or celebrity, here are some tips for you. The tips reveal the secrets of remaining famous.

One of my friends is known as a great actor and also as a Super Star (He and people says so, but I never thought that he was a great actor or super star). For me, he is just a clever man who knows how to remain famous, what tactics to use for remaining famous and how to manage the media.

Following tips are based on the tactics used by my friend. These are proven tips and you should not hesitate to use them for remaining famous, if you are already a famous person.

Gossips and rumors are the most important things that help you in remaining famous. It is easy to spread Gossips and rumors. Just 'keep' some media persons and tell them about the true or false secrets about you. Such secrets will spread across the country through media and the masses will discuss it for further spread.

Thus you will remain famous or become more famous without much efforts.

Making a controversial statement and then spreading it through media is one of the best ways to remain famous. As you are already famous, media would like to discuss on such statements of yours.

Tweet the statement on Twitter. Media persons are not going to read it, so make phone calls to some of them and tell them that you have tweeted so an so. (That is the best way to tell the media what you have tweeted) Then the media will start to caw. Thus you will be in limelight, and you will remain famous.

If you do not have any controversial statement to make, do not worry. Just say anything. For example, say, 'Last night, I went to bed at 10 P.M.' It is an important statement for media, because it is of of a famous person like you.

If any famous person, especially from your field is ill and admitted to a hospital, visit the hospital and meet the person. Before going to hospital, make some phone calls to media persons, and invite them. As the media is always in need of news, even if it is not important, the media persons will surely cover your visit to the hospital. It will be presented as 'Breaking News' on news channels and an important news in the newspapers.

If any famous person dies, express condolence. The condolence should be for TV news channels, you do not need to express it to the family of the deceased person. In case of newspapers, give some journalists a standing order of publishing a condolence message on your behalf when any famous person dies, and even if you do not know the person. The journalists will mange it as very few famous people express condolence on death of other persons, especially from their own field.

Interviews are good for remaining famous. Ask one of your fan journalists to have an interview with you. If you have no time for an interview, do not worry. Your fan journalist will publish your interview without any interview with you. This method is not applicable for interviews on TVs.

Always comment on this and that, even if have nothing to do with the issues. Your comments must be for media. The media will publish your comments. This will help you to remain famous.

Remember that to remain famous, you need to be in limelight. So you should always try to be in limelight by using the tactics given above. If you have any other tactics, please let me know.