The Best Life Quotes-Twenty Great Quotations on Men and Women

Men and Women

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus is a famous book and an often used quote to describe the difference between men and women.So what do men and women think about each other?Here are my favourite quotes on the thoughts of men and women.

Women on Men Quotes

Men are like car alarms- they both make a lot of noise no one listens to them. Diane Jordan.

Men think they are more important than Women because their jackets have secret inside pockets. Rita Rudner.

How do I know so much about men? Baby I went to night school. Mae West.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson.

What are the three things guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse! Fran Morency.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture. Rita Rudner.

Macho does not prove mucho. Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay them right and you can walk allover them for thirty years. Betsy Salkland.

One of the things that being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex. Margaret Thatcher.

A successful man is the one who makes more money than a woman can spend.Lana Turner


Men on Women Quotes

A woman is a person who can look in a drawer a find a man's socks that aren't there. Dan Bennett.

A woman's preaching is like is like a dog's walking on it's hind legs. It's not done well but you are surprised to find it done at all. Samuel Johnson.

My wife is one of the best women on this continent, although she isn't always as gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. Charles Farrar Browne.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir,mighty scarce. Mark Twain.

You don't know a woman untill you've met her in court. Norman Mailer.

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster,salad and champagne. the only true feminine and becoming viands. Lord Byron.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you,it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx.

One of the great mysteries to me about women is how they can pour hot wax on their legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider. Jerry Seinfeld.

There is no bigger fan than the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it. Alan J Lerner.




Let me know of your favourite quotes.

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