The Funniest Sarah Palin - John McCain Cartoon Video Ever!

The 75 Sarah Palin Joke One Liner "Quotes" have been such an overwhelming hit on HubPages that I just couldn’t let this one slide by. This “McCain & Palin in: Pallin' Around Arabia” clip is the absolutely funniest and side splitting cartoon video of the entire U.S. election campaign. Everything about it is completely outrageously funny. It starts out with a really catchy little hip hop tune called Gas Rise, then goes on to some absolutely inspired animation and rapid fire gags between Sarah Palin, John McCain and Sheik Yobooty (get it… Shake Yo’ Booty?)

The fact that my long time writing partner inked the script certainly helped to draw my attention to it, but I do have to admit that I would have loved it no matter who wrote it!

The production is attributed to some group called Europe4Obama so we can only surmise that it is a grassroots movement on the other side of the pond that would like to see the GOP out of office. I wonder why? After all, the Bush Administration has done nothing but spread happiness, joy, peace, contentment, prosperity, kittens, bunnies and puppies all over the world in the last eight years!

The gags come fast and furious in the cartoon so here is the script so that you can follow along and not miss one single solitary hilarious line!

EXT. LAVISH SHEIKH DESERT PALACE POOLSIDE - DAY

PALIN and MCCAIN are standing by the side of a SHEIKH who is reclining on a lounge chair as nubile harem girls feed him grapes, give him a pedicure, and fan him with peacock feathers.

MCCAIN

Sheikh Yobooty, we're here to... to...

(Squinting at a TV screen across the pool)

er... is that my Teleprompter?

SHEIKH

No, that's Al Jazeera.

PALIN

What John wants to say is that we're requesting greater oil shipments for when we're elected.

SHEIKH

I don't think Americans would be so crazy as to elect a deranged old man and a know-nothing woman!

MCCAIN

We're a dream ticket: An old cooter and a cooter with five kids! Besides, we have very clear views on international issues!

PALIN

Yeah! On a clear day in Wasilla, I can see Russia!

MCCAIN

(Embarrassed smile)

We took a strong stand against the Russian invasion of Georgia!

PALIN

We have to help all those innocent people in Atlanta!

SHEIKH

You're clueless! How would you handle China?

PALIN

I studied Chinese culture extensively. There are over one hundred items on the Wasilla WonTon Restaurant menu!

SHEIKH

What about the conflict between Turkey and Greece?

PALIN

Easy! Every half hour in the oven you have to baste the Turkey with Grease!

SHEIKH

Allah help us all if you ran the American economy!

PALIN

Hey! Alaska has the lowest foreclosure rate in the nation. When the baliff shows up, we crank up the fire and the igloo melts!

SHEIKH

You're insane! If you get elected we will cut off your oil!

MCCAIN

Oh yeah? We don't need your stinkin' oil! Governor Palin championed an Alaska pipeline and she's the mother of a pregnant teen. She knows all about the effects of laying a long pipe into a virgin wilderness.

SHEIKH

(Super)

I'm Sheikh Yobooty and I endorsed this message.

THE END

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Kika Rose profile image

Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

Darn you, dial-up! I wanna see the cartoon SOOOOO BAD! It sounds hilarious! *cries*


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

It's worth letting it load overnight on dialup if you have to, and watch it tomorrow morning. It's that funny! :)


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Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

I can't even see the video, period. It looks like there's a giant block of whiteness at the top of your hub. I need to download the latest version of Adobe Flashplayer, but I just don't have the patience to do it. I'll be getting a laptop for school eventually anyway, so I'll just have to wait. :(


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

Try this direct Youtube link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkkNgXjgbg

It might help a bit depending on just how many molasses are clogging up your dialup line! :)


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quicksand 7 years ago

LOL! Cool!


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Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

I don't have the time, patience, or attention span to sit and wait for YouTube. Let me put it to you this way: downloading a song on iTunes takes most people anywhere from a few seconds to, at most, 5 minutes. It takes around 25 minutes for me. Whenever I purchase a shopping cart full of songs, I let them download overnight; and even then, there are mornings where I'll still have about half my songs left for downloading. Life hates me this way.

Damn you, internet, and your high speed inaccessability in rural Minnesota! I can't even get satelite, it's so unreliable out here! D:


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quicksand 7 years ago

Move house!


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

Kika, I have two separate very high speed broadband lines, one cable, the other ADSL. Listen to quicksand. Move in with me! (Formal disclaimer: This statement was for comedic purposes and was not intended to be a prospectus.) :)


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quicksand 7 years ago

Listen to anyone who says "listen to quicksand!"


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quicksand 7 years ago

Hal, looks like Shakeyourbooty is getting the claws of his hind legs sharpened ... or do you think those sandmaids are blunting his claws? Anyways, that pedicure resembles something else to someone with poor vision ... initially of course! Probably the graphic artist meant it that way. They ARE clever are'nt they?


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sharonsarah 7 years ago

Good Hub. I love cartoon videos. John McCain videos are really very nice.


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

quicksand, I think that cartoon is just great, and I love the artwork. The artist did a great job!

sharonsarah: I think anything at all that makes fun of Palin is great! She is soooooooooooooo dumb! :)


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Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

lol! I am so not moving in with you. You're in Canada, for pete's sake! That's farther north than Minnesota! And it's already too cold here! >.< Brrrrrrr!

Meh, when I finally get my butt out of this house, I'm gettin' me some high speed goodness. Until then, I'm stuck in the stone ages. We can't get anything (LITERALLY ANYTHING) else out here. :'(


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

Hey, the colder it is, the more reason there is to snuggle in front of the fire! :)


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Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

The colder it is, the more reason to wear a crap-ton of layers that cover up everytihng. :-P


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Misha 7 years ago from DC Area

Whatever they say, don't trust them - it's all socialist propaganda, vote for McCain! :P

PS We had 28C today here :)


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Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

... Misha, I'm so jealous right now... Though I'm really bad at converting C to F...

Did you watch the debate tonight? Obama totally smoked McCain!


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Misha 7 years ago from DC Area

Kika, my strong believe is it does not really matter who wins these elections - either way it is a crash and the end of American Empire. Watching this crash is much more fun than watching politicians talking, you know :)

Oh, and 28C is 82F! This too proves my point - it still the same. Isn't that funny? ;)


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Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

lol Dude! Send that warm breeze up here! Pronto! I'm up to three layers now!

Well, it was more fun to listen to my dad comment than actually watch the debates. :-P Though I don't see the fun in watching the crash. It makes my heart hurt that we're all caught in the middle. :( Darn me and my overly active sense of morality, equality and justice! lol Maybe I should run for president! *falls over laughing!*


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Bobey 7 years ago from Modesto' CA

Im hoping john McCain will win the election obama is not the rite guy. Obama was hanging around with underground terriost and also he was making fun of the bibel and he aint black he is serion and i know John McCain will when to be are next president of the United States.


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Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

John McCain will win all the votes Bush would win if he were running. Meaning, not very many people are going to fall for that again.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Or, if you're Bush, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again."


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Misha 7 years ago from DC Area

LOL Hal, some extremly literate visitors you have here :D

We live in interesting times Kika. Don't close your eyes, watch, you will tell this to your grandkids down the road :)


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Kika Rose 7 years ago from Minnesota

I'm not closing my eyes. I'm just keeping the Kleenexes handy.

Though I will say I have to go so I can meet my buddies at Perkins... Stupid late night Perkins runs... I'm starving, but I'm so damn tired, too... >.< Ugh. Later Misha.


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akashawolfe 7 years ago

I loved it...funny as it could possibly be. What Wouldn't be funny is those two getting elected...so VOTE!!!!! PLeeeeezE!

Akasha


Apartments Valencia 7 years ago

Hey very funny cartoon - not long now before the real voting takes place.


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Amanda Severn 7 years ago from UK

Great cartoon. This election is a real roller-coaster with a plot line better than anything Hollywood could ever dream up (it'll probably be a Hollywood blockbuster in 20 years time LOL) Thanks for posting this hub. It's made my morning!


Ananta65 7 years ago

Great cartoon! :)


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

Thanks for the kind words, all! I can't believe that the GOP is now seriously considering Palin for Prez in 2012. It's enough to make you wish that the Mayan Armageddon scenario for December of that year will be true! :)


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quicksand 7 years ago

The lady was pranked! Two comedians did it! LMA&HO!

I was expecting you to remark on that! :)


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quicksand 7 years ago

That French acent was excellent!

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