The Job no one Wanted

Dog's Body

Because no one wanted to do it, they asked Alice.

Alice was the go-to person for all
matters that lacked celebrity.

She could write the speeches
others gave, draft the laws
others piloted through the
House.,

She could set appointments,
attend pre-conference meetings,
but never stand on a podium or
have her photo in the newspaper.

As no one wanted to construct a boring Awards Ceremony, though everyone wanted to be the Master of Ceremonies or the Guest Presenter, Alice was put in charge of ‘arrangements’ including the banquet which would follow.

The Banquet


There were many awards before the major presentation. Looking at the various categories, no particular order need be followed.

These awards were very much in-house, and who got them and who gave them was not the point of the evening; that was reserved for the major award.


This Award would be presented by the most important member of the organisation to a world famous celebrity. The celebrity would make a short acceptance speech then be escorted to the banquet held in an adjacent room.

Considering time & money Alice arranged the ceremony to begin at 5:00 pm, the dinner at 6:00. The organisation could pay the hotel for only three hours, keeping well under budget.

Timing was vital. The room in which the Awards would be presented had long been booked from 6:30 to 8:30 for a lodge meeting. The Banquet hall expected to hold an anniversary celebration scheduled to begin at 8:30.

Hence to end the Award Ceremony at 6:25 and the dinner at 8:25 was vital.

How It Was Done

As her group had to be out of the 'Award' room, and into the banquet hall in the established time slot there could be no acceptance speeches beyond a thank you. The Banquet had to begin at 6 and end at 8.

Alice cut it close, telling her various 'superiors' that as they were 'highly disciplined' they could hold to the strict timetable.

Now came the real artistry; Alice selected the people she particularly despised and set their awards to be bestowed between 5:00 - 5:15. Those she only disliked would follow in order of her opprobrium. The few people who had not insulted her over the years would be set just before the final award.

This is because Alice knew of the perchant of her 'people' to always be late. Hence, being told 5:00 would mean they would arrive by 5:20 at the earliest.

At 4:58 pm the television cameras were in place, the awards on the table in carefully designed order, however, the chosen Master of Ceremonies was not on spot.

Alice had foreseen this, so gingerly took the podium, nodded at the camera, and went into welcoming those who were present. Then she began announcing the Awards bestowed on those who had not as yet arrived.

She went through the list getting rid of all those she really despised, moving up to those she disliked, keeping her eyes on the audience.. The first Award to be physically collected came at 5:18.

The chosen M.C. had now arrived and was glowering from the wings. Alice introduced her and came from the podium.

When the Celebrity rose to receive her accolade, it was 5:41. She gave her brief acceptance speech, for she would speak at length after the dinner.

By 5:49 the ceremony had completed and the group was making its way into the Banquet Hall.

As the television crew packed, one of the 'superiors' requested that Alice ensure all late arrivals got their awards.

She did so with great pleasure and amusement, joyous at preventing their fifteen seconds of fame

Taking Her Bow

Alice was commended for how she ran the ceremony. How smoothly and brief it was, how there was no embarrasing delay when the Awardees were absent. How cleverly she moved the cememony forward.

Alice took the kudus with humility as well as the angry glowers from those who arrived after their award was presented.


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