The Life And Times Of Mrs Buttersworth And Taco Johns


Mrs. Buttersworth and Taco John's were husband and wife and she loved her Aunt Jemima. They owned a very nice Log Cabin in the forest near the town of Land-O-Lakes. Mrs. Buttersworth had a beautiful Olive Garden while Taco John's grew Shredded Wheat, Rice Chex, Corn Chex, Wheaties, and Grape Nuts.

In the middle of town lived Burger King along with his wife Dairy Queen. He was the Imperial of them all. Dairy Queen would ask him occasionally, "What's up dear?" His response would be, "Nut-N-Honey!" She was a bit suspicious since she discovered the Fruit Loops and Cap'n Crunch together in one bowl. But as Life went on, her suspicion's soon waned when Uncle Ben told her it was actually Patrick Cudahy people were referring to and not that of her husband.

Taco John's found out what she was thinking and he made every effort to reassure her that she was his Special K. That gave her Goodwill of heart and he decided to buy her a Jack-In-The_box as a love gift. "Oh, the Wonder of it all!", she thought.

Meanwhile, Wendy and Jimmy Dean finally got married after dating for two years. They went to Hawaii and both looked like a Red Lobster for not having enough sunscreen on. They went to the store and bought some Aloe Vera which helped take the pain away. They are so in love and are Honey Nut Cheerios.

After returning home from their trip, she soon found out that she is pregnant with a little Oatmeal. Her doctor advised her not to get into any hot water. And nine months later, a son was born to them and they decided to name him Pillsbury Dough Boy. As he grew older, he started Raisin Bran and would say things like, "Leggo My Eggo!" As a consequence for his actions, he had to sit in the corner of the Log Cabin which was no fun at all. A few times of doing that cured him of his Raisin Bran episodes. He grew up to be a Wonderful person and a Sonic engineer.

What a wonderful town to live in! Everyone for the most part got along and enjoyed a Snap-Crackle-N-Pop with every holiday and birthday that came along. The police were Totally terrific too! They kept crime down to a minimum. They would twang a Twinkie and dang a Ding-Dong, but I'm not going to say what they did with those Ho-Ho's!

Mrs. Buttersworth and Taco John's loved Life living there. Peaceful and serene with an occasional Crunch-N-Munch sound here and there. The Aqua Fina Lake was so crystal clear with the beauty of nature all around. The Cracker Barrel on the side of the Log Cabin would fill up with rain water that she used for her Olive Garden.

She decided to Frosted Flakes her hair and she looked good being a Red Robin, but being the blonde she is is superb! She enjoys drinking large amounts of Gatorade and dancing to music that sounds like Car Alarms. Her dog Skippy even joins in once in awhile. It's a real Hooter's watching him do a jig or two!


Well, I think that's it for now. I'm getting hungry writing all of this. I'm going to get my Golden Griddle and fry me up some Spam, Eggs, and Bacon. I'll write again soon When The Cows Come Home.


Betty Crocker


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Rochelle Frank 4 years ago from California Gold Country

Wow, I never knew all that about this famous couple.

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Field-Of-Flowers 4 years ago from Midwest, USA Author

Hi Rochelle Frank I hope you enjoyed it and got a laugh or two! Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Have yourself a great day! :-)

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Hyphenbird 4 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

This is great and I love it. You are so creative. This must have taken quite some time to put together and is a unique take on a well known "family."

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Perspycacious 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

I bet Mrs. Butterworth's cap is off to Long John Silver's too! Up, funny, and interesting. Isn't it great what inspiration shopping can give a gal!

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Field-Of-Flowers 4 years ago from Midwest, USA Author

Hi Hyphenbird it's always a pleasure to read your comments! Thanks for stopping by my friend. I'm glad you enjoyed it. It only took me a few hours to write this one. Other hubs I've worked on have taken me longer, one in particular took me 14 hours to write. I am indeed creative and I need to use it more to write things such as this. Take care my friend and have yourself a great day! :-)

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Field-Of-Flowers 4 years ago from Midwest, USA Author

Hi Perspycacious thanks for the funny comment! I never thought of Mrs. Buttersworth taking her cap off to Long John Silver's too. And here I was thinking the only other one she took her cap off to was Hungry Jack. My, oh my, the things we learn about her... LOL I'm glad you got a good laugh out of it I had a lot of fun writing it! The inspiration actually came from the food I have at home. The more I thought about product names, I just envisioned the grocery store and went up and down the aisle's thinking of names. I hope all who read this get a good laugh as well to help brighten up the day! Have yourself a great day and keep smiling! :-)

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Darknlovely3436 4 years ago from NewYork

some wonderful memories, still love my Mrs. Buttersworth

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SusieQ42 4 years ago

I wrote a hub like this called, "Grocery Shopping with Jesus." He was my All in All, the Apple of my eye and the love of my Life! Great hub, voted up and funny.

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Field-Of-Flowers 4 years ago from Midwest, USA Author

Hi Darknlovely3436 thanks for stopping by! I have to agree with you. I love Mrs. Buttersworth too. No other syrup compares in taste. Glad you enjoyed it. Have yourself a great day! :-)

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Field-Of-Flowers 4 years ago from Midwest, USA Author

Hi SusieQ42 thanks for commenting and the votes! I had fun writing this and it's great to be able to share a laugh or two with those who read it.

Have yourself a great day! :-)

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FriendofTruth 4 years ago from Michigan

You are so silly! That was great! Thanks for putting a smile on my face;)

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Field-Of-Flowers 4 years ago from Midwest, USA Author

Hi FriendofTruth sometimes I like being silly for the simple fact that it helps others to smile and laugh. And in turn, I smile too! Thanks for commenting and have yourself a great day! :^)

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