Guitar Player Cool Jamie Gator And Jenny . Fantasy Story

Sunday, January 22, 2012



" Mama, I know I'm truly in love. See that young delicious hunk of a handsome gator sitting in a lawn chair playing his guitar wearing blue jeans , and sun shades ," Jenny said to her mother.

Jenny was washing dishes by her mom, and pop's house. Jenny's mother, and dad had eaten some delicious tater salad. Jenny had already had some.

Jenny's mother , and Jenny peeked out the kitchen window to study the young lad, and sure enough Jamie Boy Gator smiled as he caught sight of the girl peeking out of the window at him.

Pa said " You women are going to stare a hole in that young man, and give him and awful big head ".

Jamie Boy broke out in song, and made Jenny giggle as he sang , " I met my Jenny when I didn't have a penny , when days didn't grow on trees. I bought me a mule, and hugged it real cool, when days didn't grow on trees. I chug a lugged some beer while everyone a cheered, when days didn't grow on trees. My old dog Red bit my revenuer's head , when days did't grow on trees."

Jenny's feet curled as she listened dearly to the young lad as she rinsed the potato salad casserole bowl.

Her mother said, " Well child why don't you go out there by the river, and invite the young lad on over for a drink of some lemon flavored ice tea , and get to know him."

Jenny quickly scrambled to her bedroom to put on her shortest shorts , and was headed straight to the front door when her daddy stopped her in her tracks.

" Hey squirt ! where are you going with those short shorts ! Get to your room and put on a respectable bikini if your going to swim across the river to flash everything you got around ," said pa , " but you better not fool around until I see a ring on your finger, and he better have a job ."

Jamie boy continued to sing, " Oh the sun loves me, and I love the sun , and days just don't grow on trees, and I love strawberry wine when I know I have a dime when days don't grow on trees, and I love mashed potatoes and share it with other gators when days don't grow on trees.

And Lord how I love sweet kisses from pretty sexy girls, and days JUST DON'T GROW ON TREES," sang Jamie.

Jenny dived into the river, and tried to swim at least one hundred knots per second across the river as fast as she could to thrust herself into the arms of that young luscious muscular delicious lover when an Anaconda attacked her.

The horribly large monster snake wrapped around , and around, and around Jenny. All the crocodiles on the beach , and in her family, and all neighbor crocodiles , and even and insurance sales gator , and Jamie boy dived into the swift , mighty river current.

Jamie boy swam to Jenny first, and he wrestled the snake, and tore up it's behind.There was a tiny microscopic bruise on Jenny's ankle that Jamie boy immediately kissed so that it would get well, and that was and even better excuse for Jenny to melt in Jamie's loving rescuing arms. Jamie boy received hugs, and pats on his gator back, and a key to the states of Florida, Louisiana, Kentucky, and Arkansa . Jenny's mom , and dad also hugged both Jenny, and Jamie.

Needless to say Jamie boy, and Jenny got hitched, and the title to their hit song was, " Days Just Don't Grow On Trees."

The song sold forty trillion solid gold albums worth seven hundred trillion dollars.

With all that money Jamie Boy bought himself a pack of guitar picks for his acoustic guitar, and an extra pair of sun shades that were valued at twelve dollars .

After taxes Jamie only had six hundred trillion dollars in twelve thousand banks.

Jamie Boy bought everyone on earth anything a person would ever want.

He gave every human being a copy of his hit songs too.

Jamie boy, and Jenny had twelve kids, and they were taught how to wrestle anacondas , and how to put choke holds on them to protect themselves .

Jamie boy did not hate the snakes. He donated money to the preservation of anacondas everywhere.



God Bless Everyone.






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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

what a fun and wonderful story. with a wonderful happy ending. great hub. I really enjoyed it

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debbie


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stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Mr.s Brooks : Thank you for visiting, and so pleased that you enjoyed it. God Bless You Precious Heart, And Wishing You a Wonderul, Pleasant , Creative Day in the joy of writing.


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Gloshei 4 years ago from France

What a great story stars you never cease to amaze. One thing 'hows that book ' I won't let you forget.

Love to Becky.


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stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Gloshei : Thank you for the kind words. And I am glad you enjoyed the story. Someday I hope my book will be published for the good of my wife, and child. They were why I wrote it. God Bless you precious heart, and thanks again for all your attention.


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Gloshei 4 years ago from France

Your welcome, we all enjoy reading your hubs.

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