The Misfits And The Fortune Teller.

Well here we are with the third hub in this series all about the Misfits.

If you would like to catch up with the previous ones follow these links.

http://eiddwen.hubpages.com/hub/The-Misfts-storming-into-the-New-Year

http://eiddwen.hubpages.com/hub/The-Misfits-Percy-At-The-Zoo

Enjoy.

Fatty
Fatty
Fatty's wife.
Fatty's wife.

Fatty was so ill this morn

He had a headache so bad.

Of the very worst kind.

And his missus was mad.

She'd gone to such lengths

To grind down poor Fatty

"Why me?" he cried so forlorn.

"Why not her sister Betty ??!"

A fortune teller she wanted to see

Who was appearing at Builth Wells.

Everyone said she was great

The truth she always tells !!

Fatty the night before

Had been so very silly

He'd badly wanted to go fishing

Instead of listening to Milly.

He'd sat in the garden

And thought I'll have one.

But the cider had been nice

And so hot was the sun .

One glass after another

He downed with glee!!

Until he woke up this morning

And thought "Oh poor me!!"

But Milly had a grip of iron

And also nerves of steel.

She grabbed Fatty by the collar

And threw him behind that wheel.


They arrived at the show

And Mily was so excited.

So looking forward to be told

All she had always wanted.

She was soon sat with Mystic Mildred

And was ready for the off.

Mildred started by carressing the ball

And giving a very strange cough!!

"Tttttell me the ttttruth oh grrreat one!!"

"I aam your htttumble slllave!"

"Oh yyyes I will tttell herrrr !!

"This nnnews sshhee will cccrave!!"

Milly was silent for once in her life

And also a little frightened !!

Mildred was swaying like a bush

As on and on she chanted !!

"Oh Milly today is your day !"

"The one you've always wanted!!"

"You will meet a dashing man in blue !!"

"You should be so very excited !!!"





As they drove home Fatty was nervous,

Milly was acting so very strange.

Almost as if she was someone else !!

Maybe she'd gone deranged !!!

A very loud siren gave him a fright

And he almost swallow his fag !!

Then a man in blue opened his door

And ordered "Please blow in this bag!!"

Poor Fatty was to his dismay

A massive twice over the limit.

The policeman took him away in cuffs

And Milly shouted ."You big daft twit!!"

Poor Milly was so so upset

And cried bitterly in her seat !!

As she realised that this was the man,

That Mildred had sworn she would meet !!

Fatty lost his license so quick

And walked for once in his life!!

"Never again will I go to a psychic!!"

Said his bitterly dismayed wife.

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Comments 24 comments

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Jodah 2 years ago from Queensland Australia

Funny stuff Eddy. A good creation of yours, these misfits.


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

So glad you enjoyed this one again Jodah and here's to so many more hubs for us both to share on here.

Eddy.


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bravewarrior 2 years ago from Central Florida

This is funny, Eddy! With Fatty losing his license and having to walk everywhere, he won't be fatty for long!


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kidscrafts 2 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Funny one Eddy! When you will have more on the Misfits you could create an e-book :-)

Have a great day!


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billybuc 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

You have such a wonderful imagination and sense of humor, Eddy. This is a great series and I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Keep them coming dear friend.

love,

billy


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The Examiner-1 2 years ago

That was funny and awesome Eddy! Where was the video? lol

Kevin


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mathira 2 years ago from chennai

Eddy, I enjoyed your sense of humor very much.


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janetwrites 2 years ago from Georgia country

I enjoyed reading this funny story. Great series!


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always exploring 2 years ago from Southern Illinois

Fatty's wife picture blew me away..lol..Great adventure....


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

SHAUNA

BILLY

JOELLE

KEVIN

MATHIRA

JANETWRITES

RUBY

Thank you so much for all your comments. I am glad you are all enjoying the daft antics of the Misfits and will continue to do so. Enjoy your days and lots of love from Wales.

Eddy.


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DDE 2 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Awesome hub with a great sense of humor voted up and funny.


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

So glad you enjoyed this one DDE.

Eddy.


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cleaner3 2 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

ha, ha , ha .. loved this also .. almost a limerick story .. great write Eddy


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

so glad you enjoyed this one Michael. I think the misfits will be around for a very long time.

Enjoy your day.

eddy.


Ben Blackwell 2 years ago

This is pretty funny. I also find the style in which you wrote it interesting.


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

Thank you Ben and I hope you will stop by often. I also look forward to reading yours too;

Eddy.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

That was really funny. Enjoyed this lots. Serves her right for going to the fortune teller.


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BlossomSB 2 years ago from Victoria, Australia

So funny! You have a great imagination - thanks for sharing.


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

Thank you so very much Rasma

.Eddy.


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

So glad you enjoyed this one Blossom.

Eddy.


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aviannovice 2 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Sometimes you're better off NOT knowing things. Very entertaining. Awesome and up.


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

Thank you so very much Deb and enjoy your day.

Eddy.


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TarrinLupo 2 years ago from Peterborough NH

Fun stuff.


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Eiddwen 2 years ago from Wales Author

Thank you so much TarrinLupo.

Eddy.

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