The Night Riders of the Hubpages ..Part II

---------------Continuing on .....The lead riders of cyber justice all stood quietly on their steeds , dust covered , and tired beyond the point of being tired , having ridden for days , they had succeeded as never before ...........but then thats what the hubriders do ! They ride hard against the Bigezine Bullies .........and as I looked across the long line of riders standing vigil at the hanging party I recognized the faces I knew well, .........there was Dahoglund ! The steely eyed and two gunned wrangler from the Midwest plains ..........he rides a ;beautiful Morgan Philly ......and he watched stoicly as the rope tightened around the neck of the Plagiarist and dastardly following of thieving writers and ........well lets leave it at that ! Then over on that buck skinned beauty , Always Exploring........or as those close to her say ....Always Exploding , she rides on quite often fully cocked and ready to "fly off the handle " ! And there beside her is the ever quiet and mirred glassed Pleaser1 ! He's one dangerous two gunned dude ! And yes , over there at the other end of her own rope is ..........Femmeflash ! We all like to watch her ride ! ........Hey I think I even see Xstatic .........there's one rider who might be retired but whowill never ....ever stop " writing or riding !" ..........One long line of ever vigilant Hubriders of the lonely purple sage each of them steely eyed and steel stirruped too !

And now it comes down to another hanging party line ...........and just like so many in the past ......" because one thing's fer sure and fer certain " I say out loud ..".Hubriders don't stand fer no high falootin' Bigezine Bullies or no others', besides -a steppin on our copyrights " next thing you know they''ll be a stealin ' the deed to the ranch too".........

I watch carefully as the rope around Big ole Bigezines' neck begins to stretch out.....his horse rears up and the dust all around us blowin like there's no tomorroooowwww! Yes ! This is it ! And just as Big- Big starts to let out a blood curdling screech !............the other end of the rope slips its knot !............and Just as we had all planned ! Bigezine falls on his overly fat ass ! The kawump' of his more than substantial backside and the old MaClellan saddle all landing in a giand heap at the horses feet..............But No ! It doesn't end there ! Big-Big now sniveling and then snortin' like a dropped donkey ' ........begins to squealin' like there's no tomorrow!

" Waaaannnnnnnhhhhhhhtttt......wwaaaaannnnnnttttt' .......somebody please call the waannbbbuuuulance ", I've been tricked ......I've been Hub-Rider hung-ed'! , My brand new stolen britches are split up my backsides and my unmentionables is hangin out to dry ! And besides .......I've been robbed and wronged all at the same "!!!!

Now by this time the Great Hubriders of all things four legged AND the purple sage !, are falling clean off their saddles laughing like its the last thing they thought they'd ever do again .........the pressures of their own personal deadlines is finally off ! Bigezine is drawn and quartered, you might say .....caught in the act of content theft , copyright infringement and blatant and outright Balldashery ! And know what is left to do ! What cause will they ride next ? .........What injustice awaits these horse riding heroes of tall tales , short stories and poetic justice? Where and for what ,will the ride next .........perhaps west .....who knows for sure ........All they know for sure and for certain is that One more Bully has bit the proverbial prairie dust .........And just as they all stand grinning and watching as Bigezine runs for his life across the high plains buttes , his pale ass hanging out of his baby blue and stolen , spit out jeans ! Wailing like a banchee ! Someone says ...........
" Well Hub boy's and girls ........What say we all make our way down towards that saloon we passed awhile back and have us a sarsaparilla ! "
" Okay , but I do believe I'll have me a shotta somethin stiffer ! " someone says in the background ........and as they begin their usual single file ride down the well used trail towards the saloon ! .........the only sounds now are the clop -clop of the big horses and the giggling of the girls thinking about their adventure and getting a sneak peek at Big- Bigs bare ass ! And the boy's joking on about watching Bigs-big red ass passing just under the setting sun .........and not being sure which was the ass and which was the sun!............

The end !

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mljdgulley354 4 years ago

This was great. Alot of fun when put into perspective. I'm sure we will ride out the mess this site has made and be stronger and more informed writers for it. Happy Easter

femmeflashpoint 4 years ago


Whoop!!! Whoop!!!


The second half is as fantastic as the first, and I'm wearing a nearly NUCLEAR gleaming grin!!!

If they passed out Academy Awards for short stories, I'd definitely be nominating this one!

And, for those who think the best stuff only comes across the big screen, you've totally proved them wrong.

Bravo! Bravo!


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molometer 4 years ago

Well Angelia,

That was a hoot to boot lol

The Night Riders of hubpages rule the range!

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

You have the most interesting imagination, aHorseback! Love to watch it spin..

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Bravo, bravo!! I couldn't comment on the first part, had to wait for the second one! The best of the Cyber West, the Hubriders!!

What an inspiring story, and you made the picture so clear..... This is what all the 'Hubriders' need at the end. Thanks for sharing, voting up :)

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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Wayt to go Hubriders! Thanks, ahorseback, for chronicalling the tale for us and for posterity! UP and Up!

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VioletSun 4 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

So my poet friend is now into short story writing! I peeked at one of your stories the other night but had computer issues and gave up before I could comment. Keep on writing and entertaining us! Voted up of course! :)

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

MljdGully, wouldn't one think that hubpages would protect its published writers! Glad you liked....:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Hi Femme .....Hey wouldn't it be fun to ride for the hubs!Thank you for "riding " with .....:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Molometer ,we can do it my friend , lets go get um!.....:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

ImKarn , You too can ride ......I know that just by your picture!lol......My imagination sometimes runs on its own without me ......:-}

femmeflashpoint 4 years ago

Have boots. Have rope. Will travel. :p


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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

LaThing ,Thank you for sharing this !.....:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Xstatic , a good man you are to ride the high desert with us!.......:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Violet Sun , my poetic Sunlite... from the pen comes things uncontrollable! Yes, Ive often thought about a book of my family , my Fathers life in particular......Glad you enjoyed.

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Femmeflash , I knew you could ride shotgun , I knew it!......:-}

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Freya Cesare 4 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

Glad it's end well. Haaa... I enjoy the ride. Thank you, Poetic Father for the loveable read. ^_^

I hope you have a nice day there.

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