The Online Bill Pay Blues
You've gotta love this day and age
Of techno-genius pay...
"For your own convenience Ma'am
just go online today...
Save yourself a further charge,
here is our web address...
w w w . com, then
'pay your bill' tab press."
Its as easy as it gets...
Oh yeah? Well I think not!
Just enter all your info there
but, I think it is a plot!
To avoid a further charge
Yes, pay on line and use
a debit or a credit card...
whichever one you choose...
Enter in those numbers
on their on-line bill pay site...
to spare yourself a buck or two
a good idea, right?
More times than not, there is a glitch,
and online bill pay fails...
you have wasted all that time
on a train that just derails...
leaving but two options
and both incur a charge...
try to go with phone pay or
to their home office barge.
It looks like smoke and mirrors,
this techno-genius ruse...
and on the first of every month
I sing the online bill pay blues!
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