The World's Shortest Books

You Can Keep Your Marriage Happy Too!

Al Sharpton Reveals His Plan

Here are Some Great, "How-To" Books With Minimal Reading!

There is no shortage of sarcasm within this list. See if you would agree that these books (if written) would be the "World's Shortest Books!" Take a look through and don't be offended. This is an "equal opportunity" list of offensive titles!

"How To Keep Your Marriage Healthy and Happy," by Kim Kardashian

"Gardening For Fun & Profit," by Donald Trump

"The IRS Handbook: How To Create Your Own Tax Loopholes"

"Winning at Public Relations," by Charlie Sheen

"How to Earn Your Next Management Job!" by Paris Hilton

"Using Smartphones for Success" by Anthony Weiner


World's Smallest "Tell-All" Books

"Belly Dancing For Your Man," by Nancy Pelosi

"Me & My Men: The Art of Seduction", by Rosie O'Donnell

"How I Invented The Internet," by Al Gore

"Me & My Men: The Art of Seduction," by Rosie O'Donnell

"My Affirmative Action Plan For Professional White Basketball Players," by Al Sharpton

"The Softer Side Of Hillary," by Bill Clinton


Obedience Training In Action!

More Great How To Books (super condensed versions)

"Obedience Training For Your Alligator"

"How To Repair The Inside Of Your Ping Pong Ball"

"George Foreman's Book Of Favorite Baby Names"

"Landscaping Your Yard," by Michael Bloomberg

"Entertaining: Fondue & Friends." by Jeffrey Dahmer

"How the Amish Minimize Their Energy Bills"

"Back Yard Barbecuing With Bill Gates"

"How To Take The Perfect Picture," by Stevie Wonder


World's Shortest Human Interest Books

"My Plan to Find Nicole Simpson's Killer," by O. J. Simpson

"To All The Girls I've Loved Before," by Barney Frank

"The Beauty of Celibacy by Bill Clinton,"

"How Great Command Of Grammar Can Take You To The Top," by George Bush

"Making Your Parents Proud" by Lindsey Lohan

"Proven Air Tactics of the Cuban Air Force"

"Don't Love Me Because I'm Sexy" by Hillary Clinton


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Thousands Flock To The "Needless Markup" Store in Tijuana!

World's Shortest Travel Books!

"Alcatraz: Short Road Trips Your Family Can Take"

"Fly Fishing In The Hood," by Jessie Jackson

"My Favorite Biker Bars," by Richard Simmons

"How To Travel On A Budget," by Barak and Michele Obama

"Fun Things To Do In Waldo, Ohio"

"The Gourmet's Guide to Five Star Restaurants in Sumalia"

"Tijuana: Finding The Best Fashion Stores"



A Massive Government Led Breeding Program Is In The Works!

World's Shortest Books With Inspirational Stories

"How Crafting Keeps Me Centered." by Lindsey Lohan

"Why I Love the Constitution," By Barak Obama

"Songs of Defiance," by Laura Bush

"The Quiet Strength of Humility and Grace" by Jose Conseco

"How Hamsters Can Power Us In To The Next Century", by Al Gore


ONLY 3-4 OF THESE CAME FROM, OR MAY BE SIMILAR TO INTERNET E-MAILS THAT HAVE BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS. IN THESE CASES, I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO DETERMINE AN AUTHOR. THE REST CAME FROM MY OWN WARPED MIND!

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maharg1956 4 years ago from UK

Very witty.


drbj profile image

drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Enjoyed your imaginative world's shortest book titles, RR. Very ingenious. Funny, too.


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eolikes 4 years ago from Bangladesh

Interesting hub .. like it

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