The mystery of evolution ........

Beginnings photo by Ed
Beginnings photo by Ed

a poem to make your day



Idiot scientists would have us believe
it all began with an explosion
Let me explain though .......they
don't have a freakin notion

The world began with a great big
bang or so some fool said
Yet ole ahorseback has got an
idea ....listen to me instead

Why do some people like to complicate
living the way we do
So I have this theory ....And I'd
love to pass it on to you !

You see .........I have an idea that
everything that we are.... started with this
Like all beginnings ........The world began
as we know it .......with one helluva kiss...........:-}




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James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

The world began

as we know it .......with one helluva kiss... umm such a great startling theory! ..Awesome and beautifully written.I voted up

Many blessings to you.Thanks.

James


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Tallgardener 3 years ago from Somerset, UK

Idiot Christians would have us believe

It all began with Adam and Eve,

Because a Jew 2000 years ago

Deluded the world that it was so.


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jandee 3 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

Adam as a Chimp or even a Gorilla

walked the lovely jungles and slept

amongst the trees His mate was known as

Evelyn she had Two snakes as pets they

would walk and swim and that was

when they lost their hair their bodies

smooth and maybe fair they reached

the mountains way up high

they had to stand upright

years of travelling they came upon our shores

They found the pastures pleasant

and stayed awhile and bred

they then got restless once again

and wished their kids goodbye

Goodbye kids we'll see you at the sign-post

next time round so wait for our return

as they travelled North

they met a group of animals

who stood up high like them

they lived in caves and used

some tools and kept warm by a fire

they all made noises like a song

and played a wooden lyre,

The song they sang was

We are Wo(men_ we are men

ha,ha, so what then !


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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Wait a second..... does that mean the chicken or the egg came first?

I think your idea is nice to think about, thank you.


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phdast7 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

What fun and such an unexpected twist at the end. You took me by surprise, I thought you were just gearing up for a lengthy rant! :) Theresa


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

well Thank you James ,I appreciate that !


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Ed I love it . What a wonderful thought that the world could've begun with a kiss. And the world developed and began turning kiss after kiss.


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

You sir need a good christian ass wippin !


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Did you write that now Jandee !


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jandee 3 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

Oh! Deary me! What have I done now ? Sorree------------


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

I think someone kissed an egg Eric ! Ha thank you !


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Phdast , gottcha huh , hey how was the trip to washington ?.....Ed


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Gypsy , You go girl , kiss away !...lol


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Jandee , don't you think it began with a kiss ? :-{.....lol


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jandee 3 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

I think it ends with a kiss....... Kiss-wonderful Marilyn in Niagara-----------------We sent her to you muts,many years ago ,her genes are from here.

same goes for Grace Kelly and Elizabeth Taylor..........

thanks for your humour ...............night


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Mmmmmmwwwwwaaaaahhhhhh!


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Jandee , were thinking of sending some to you too lol,,,,,sleep well !


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Leslie , I love it when i hear that from your lips !.........hehe


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Peanutritious 3 years ago from Cheshire, UK

I've just blown you all a big smacker, did you get it? ;)


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Peanut ! Oh I got it .......I wish ! Thank you though for the thought !....ed

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