The perfect Hub !.........Home brewing is good for your complexion!!!
I mean come on .....Look at me !
Yes ladies and gentlemen too , there is a miracle cure for your complexions ! I know , I know . You're already saying out loud ......"What is he nuts?.......But look at me . I have truely found the 'fountain of youth '', and its all right here in the newest craze ! Home brewing ! I'm telling you ! Throw away those magazines , powder puffs and all of those other store bought beauty kits , make up franchises and lipstick parties ! I kid you not ............The answer to all of your complexion , self esteem and all other beauty related problems are all right there in your new kit , and !!!! You can chose your own 'aura ' , your own colors ! Call it a tint ! ....or a blush , call it anything you want . Octoberfest could just do wonders for your base color , or a good pale ale might just give you that rosy cheek look ! But one thing is for sure .......your complexion , your self esteem and your whole outlook on life could just be at stake here .
Now , I know !....... I really know , you have your questions , and thats understandable ,"What about my foundation ?".....or , " Will this improve my single life "........"What about the dating scene ?" And !.......yes even , "how can I get my husband to just look at me with the same eye's that he did when we first met , And shut off the football game ?"...........Well, I am here to tell you .........All across North America right now men are flocking to thier wives sides , women are selling makeup kits in yard sales and even the lowly ugly duckling like myself is finding a new lease on life , such things as popularity contests , beauty pageants , mens calenders and all the daytime talk shows are calling me right and left ...... each of them ....clammering for my attention ! And what do I owe it all to .......? Home brewing !
Why ...even family members and yes even friends I haven't seen in years are showing up just to check me out ! I can't even walk out of my own door and not have beautiful women in convertibles or on farm tractors , driving by honking thier horns and doing 'double takes ' , For once in my long life , I have become Popular ! I fully expect that I may even double or even triple my followers here on hub pages ......of course I am remaining vigilant with the implications to my ego ......but my low self esteem has recently " gone off the charts" . I kid you not though ! Even my grammer , spelling and punctuation may be improving !....... And never ......never before have I walked by a mirror and enjoyed the new me as much as after I've sampled a new flavor of home brewed beer !
So .....in closing .....I want to thank my loyal followers here ........As much as I wanted to keep this secret and enjoy the "new " me : I am giving away the secret to my excellent friends here ! Get the brew kit .....you can thank me later ! And thats okay ..... , believe me , when you inhale your first scent from a twenty quart brewing pot , Oh , the hops Oh ,the barley ,and the malt ........! . I will of course update you on the progress of home brewing beer ..........but right now ! Its time for some octoberfest .............Cheers ! Oh and hey ! Let me know when your dropping by to try my Pale Ale ! Four more weeks for Irish Stout !........