The perfect Hub !.........Home brewing is good for your complexion!!!

I mean come on .....Look at me !

Yes ladies and gentlemen too , there is a miracle cure for your complexions ! I know , I know . You're already saying out loud ......"What is he nuts?.......But look at me . I have truely found the 'fountain of youth '', and its all right here in the newest craze ! Home brewing ! I'm telling you ! Throw away those magazines , powder puffs and all of those other store bought beauty kits , make up franchises and lipstick parties ! I kid you not ............The answer to all of your complexion , self esteem and all other beauty related problems are all right there in your new kit , and !!!! You can chose your own 'aura ' , your own colors ! Call it a tint ! ....or a blush , call it anything you want . Octoberfest could just do wonders for your base color , or a good pale ale might just give you that rosy cheek look ! But one thing is for sure .......your complexion , your self esteem and your whole outlook on life could just be at stake here .

Now , I know !....... I really know , you have your questions , and thats understandable ,"What about my foundation ?".....or , " Will this improve my single life "........"What about the dating scene ?" And !.......yes even , "how can I get my husband to just look at me with the same eye's that he did when we first met , And shut off the football game ?"...........Well, I am here to tell you .........All across North America right now men are flocking to thier wives sides , women are selling makeup kits in yard sales and even the lowly ugly duckling like myself is finding a new lease on life , such things as popularity contests , beauty pageants , mens calenders and all the daytime talk shows are calling me right and left ...... each of them ....clammering for my attention ! And what do I owe it all to .......? Home brewing !

Why ...even family members and yes even friends I haven't seen in years are showing up just to check me out ! I can't even walk out of my own door and not have beautiful women in convertibles or on farm tractors , driving by honking thier horns and doing 'double takes ' , For once in my long life , I have become Popular ! I fully expect that I may even double or even triple my followers here on hub pages ......of course I am remaining vigilant with the implications to my ego ......but my low self esteem has recently " gone off the charts" . I kid you not though ! Even my grammer , spelling and punctuation may be improving !....... And never ......never before have I walked by a mirror and enjoyed the new me as much as after I've sampled a new flavor of home brewed beer !

So closing .....I want to thank my loyal followers here ........As much as I wanted to keep this secret and enjoy the "new " me : I am giving away the secret to my excellent friends here ! Get the brew kit can thank me later ! And thats okay ..... , believe me , when you inhale your first scent from a twenty quart brewing pot , Oh , the hops Oh ,the barley ,and the malt ........! . I will of course update you on the progress of home brewing beer ..........but right now ! Its time for some octoberfest .............Cheers ! Oh and hey ! Let me know when your dropping by to try my Pale Ale ! Four more weeks for Irish Stout !........

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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

You had me at the title! Though I am basically a wine guy, and rarely drink beer of any kind, I, like all of us, am concerned about my well-being and complexion. I just may have to visit the large home brewing store here in Eugene, Oregon and look into this amazing prescription. A really great and humorous Hub.

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anndavis25 4 years ago from Clearwater, Fl.

Were you booze infused when you wrote this? A good time hub for sure.

Turn the lights down and bring on the Ale, everybody's looking good.


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AudreyHowitt 4 years ago from California

My husband would agree with you!!

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cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

How can I order this recipe? I need this.!!!

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

You are a funny guy! Perhaps a little 'tinted', me thinks!

Thanks for the entertaining read! Here's my take on beer: if it looks like peepee, and smells like peepee and foams like peepee? Nuff said, thanks! and thank YOU! lol

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

xstatic . Well now ,you live in wine country , I wish I was like that ,but then anyone who drinks from a glass without a handle ? You know ! I worry about you Thanks for sharing!

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Anndavis , Yes "the girls all look prettier at closing time " No ,actually I was stone sober believe me doncha!....:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Audrey , And what about you ? Woncha have a brew with me ?lol.....:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Cleaner , Stop now while you'r good looking ! Next thing you know you'll be like me ! Listening to classical music and doin a pint !.....:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Imkarn , Oh stop it now , I could teach you to like beer , we're always looking for new recruits . Besides you gain a new outlook on life it mellows even the hardest of hearts ! Come on girl shake it off !

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mary615 4 years ago from Florida

It's a little early to read this. I'll have to come back when I can understand the Hub's meaning (if there is one) Who is the handsome man in the photo. Did he use your brew?

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Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Epilepsy doesn't go with it. But, I can drink coffee ( Thank God!!) Heavy sigh. Still a good hub. Thumbs up anyway!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

A great hub and so entertaining.

Thank you so much for sharing;

Take care and enjoy your day.


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

I think you have gone bunkers! So you decided to become a comedian, I et it, I

Seriously I ma curious about beer brewing. I might just get one of those kits you mentioned...the only problem is beer gives me a headache.

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Ruchira 4 years ago from United States you did not mention how many times a day we ought to inhale from

very naturally put...loved it.

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singlmomat52 4 years ago

To funny!!!!!!! Yep I hear ya though, I could use a home brew about now it has been snowing here for about 25 hours!! I know I have a clearer outlook on life when I have a glass or two of the brewsky!! Who knows maybe you will have your own line of beer soon, Sam Adams is always looking for new brews from the public!! Keep us posted!! Blessings!!

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Mary , Thank you.......I think !lol.....Yes as you know we see a lot of improvement the more beer we drink!........:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Michelle Travis , I agree , coffee too improves my disposition . So I often end up happy and pretty !lol......I hope you are well!....:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Eiddwen when we show up there , you must have pints .....right ?}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Cardisa , Hi! well dear , its gives me a headache tooo but only after about ten or so beers , !5$&@, lol. Yes I have gone bonkers , but no excuses , you knew that when you fell in love with me !}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Ruchira, It really depends on how bad your complexion is , you my dear don't need any , you look fine ! But your welcome to all you can drink!......:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Single mom! Hi . Beer is always good for snowstorms or sunny days too! I will let you know on the outcome of going bigtime . Wanna be a taste tester ?}

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

LOL Voted up and funny! You should get together with my husband he brews homemade apple wine.Between the two of you you'd probably make a mil before you got to the bottom of the barrel. lol

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b. Malin 4 years ago

Well another Angle to you Writings...very Humorous, Ahorseback...It's Good to Experiment...I too prefer WINE, occasionally. However my son visited and left some beer, so maybe...NAH...Well maybe I hate anything to go to waste! Hey stop by my latest Hub, and it's all YOURS!

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Gypsy Rose , I don't know .......If we would or not . Ever heard of drinking up the profits lol.....:-}

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savanahl 4 years ago

Very entertaining read! Not sure if I'll run and grab a six pack but I'm sure my husband and all the husbands out there would agree with you. Voted up.

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Savanah , I got a home brewing kit for christmas and have enjoyed the brewing process with my wife ! If you are a beer lover the process is pretty interesting , the complexion thing is just a joke ......SSSHHHHH! Can you keep a secret?

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Fennelseed 4 years ago from Australia

Oh it's alright for you!!

You and your amber coloured youthful dew,

But you see, beer isn't the choice of drink for me

And methinks we

Are not on the same page

For my wine, well it just makes me age

You see it's like this:

One glass and I get that glint in my eyes,

Off comes inhibitions disguise

Two brings a loosening to these lips

And words come out in falls and trips

Three and there's no stopping

These droopy lips from slopping

Four and there's no one home despite the light

Believe me it's a pathetic dribbling sight!!

So here's to you

and your liquid youth dew

But Mr 'forever young' beer loving bloke

Please spare a thought for this wine loving 'old' soak!!

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Fennelgirl, Hah !...What a Poet ! And a beautiful and talented taster of the vine .If all wine sippers are like you ...I'll take it as a good thing! Thank you for this ,I wonder why this all sounds so familiar though ? Hmmmm, you got me thinking!.....:-}

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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

I'll be there in 4 weeks for the Irish Stout. Mind you I do like a good Pale ale too. Entertaining hub. Cheers!

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Ahh Susan actually at the end of march the pale ale will be ready ! You betcha bippy!Cheers to you

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raciniwa 4 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

Cheers to that ahorseback...but i stop drinking alcoholic substance for almost a year on a clean slate since i have a cyst growing on my breast...

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Raciniwa , I hope that is all it is my friend , my little sister ! Please tell us its being watched by the doctors !...:-}

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