The ultimate cheesy party jokes
Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
How about a construction joke? Actually, I'm still working on it.
Want to hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it's too long.
Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you'll never get it.
Wanna hear a joke about sound? Nevermind, I think you already heard it.
Wanna hear a a pencil joke? Nevermind, there's no point.
What did the deer say when he left the gay bar? "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there!"
Wanna hear a secret about butter? Nevermind, you might spread it.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Never mind, it's over your head.
Wanna hear a 9/11 joke? Never mind, it's just plane wrong.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Nevermind, I forgot it.
Wanna hear a dubstep joke? Nevermind, I'll just drop it.
- "Hey dad I'm hungry"
- "Really? I thought you were Daniel"
- "No Dad, I'm serious"
- "but you just said you were Hungry!"
- "Are you kidding me???"
- "No, I'm Dad."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool
What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaay!
A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood.
What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left_inner ear and a banana in his right ear.'Whats the matter with me?' he asks the doctor,The doctor replies 'Youre not eating properly.'
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans!
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!
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