The Answer For Dancer (limerick)

He asked his dear wife for a dance

While music and moon sparked romance

Though she loved him so

She had to say no

A risk that her toes couldn’t chance

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

There you go talking about me again!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

she could have table danced with her hubby, wonder what excuse she would give then?

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

You've seen me waddle, obviously! Very funny, sir! You are the king!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Lol that is a good reason to say no.

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Lol.. you are so good at this.. her toes needed protecting..


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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

Absolutely wonderful and hilarious, god bless you.

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

When it comes to writing limerick, you are one of the bests.

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snakeslane 4 years ago from Canada

Mhatter, always a giggle...Thank you.

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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

LOL...I feel the same way, my poor toes can't take anymore...LOL

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Redberry Sky 4 years ago

Tee hee, love it, Mhatter, you make me smile as always :)

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

LOL, MH! So true.... Some people are just not born to be dancers... Awesome!

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Guess you and I know the same guy...oh ouchie!

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old albion 4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

A smile a day keeps the doctor away!


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greeneryday 4 years ago from Some tropical country

LOL, love her husband, but love her toes even more...

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

hahaha!! i remember all my NO answers too!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL - Mhatter - this is great, especially the "toe" are a hot topic nowadways. LOL Very clever as always. Voted Way Up and away! In His Love, Faith Reaper

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

You do indeed have a way with people; you are so likeable and sincere and these qualities shine through each written post of youirs .

Here's to a long time to come of hub sharing.


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Aha, I can remember some black and blue toes. You are so good at Limericks..Loved it..

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eHealer 4 years ago from Las Vegas

Lol Mhatte, it's so funny, but many men have flattened my poor toes, including relatives, my husband, and my friends. Voted up and awesome!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

LOL...very funny Limerick...I usually stand on my own toes too:-))

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And two left feet

Never meet.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. Have had many a dance resulting in sore toes. lol

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

A risk that her toes couldn’t chance....isnt it love for her man, at a glance ? funny!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

So, he wasn't a good dancer, huh? I've had a few of those! Well done.

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