The Best Friend – Caution Contains Laughter (limerick)

No one was hurt in the writing of this limerick

A man went and shot his wife dead

When she and best friend where in bed

His anger unfolding

His friend now beholding

Bad dog was the scolding man shed

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I'm glad you issued that disclaimer before the limerick. LOL

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That was above my head.

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

Ahhhh... interesting! :) Way too deep for me. Still, I enjoyed it.

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

I told you not to teach your dog ALL those tricks!

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DDE 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

I enjoy reading your work!!

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Oh..... the dirty dog! :)). Nice.

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

uh? ew?!

interesting, if I got it right

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

So what was his defense? Flashbacks?

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mpropp 4 years ago from Minnesota

Wait, I thought I got I'm not so sure....LOL, you had to make me think on a Wednesday?! I guess it is hump day....

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

I am not too sure if i got this, but i hope you didn't shoot the doggie. Hee

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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco Author

Clue: Man's best friend.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

And they call them man's best friend. lol

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eHealer 4 years ago from Las Vegas

What a bad dog! Mhatter is the Mad Hatter! Too funny and voted up!!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Great always my dear friend .

You really are the king of Limericks.

Have a great weekend.


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dghbrh 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

Am i getting you here..................disclaimer is though appreciated.

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

oh my! well at lesat the dog wasn't hurt:)

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Thanks for the pre-warning!

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