The Best Odds In Las Vegas (limerick)

If you like the Las Vegas scene

And you think that gambling’s keen

Then please let me share

The best odds you’ll fair

Is found playing their change machine

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA doubt about that!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

You speak the truth, my friend! I was warned before going there to perform decades ago to stay away from the casinos. Luckily, I took their advice. : )

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama


Happy Holidays.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

Short and sweet!

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Great advice Martin! That's all I'd chance in Vegas for sure!

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Oh but I love Las Vegas...but I agree with this limerick!

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Haven't been to Las Vegas but it's on the list - I'll remember this one.

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

I can always bet on another funny limerick coming to my inbox...Thanks wishes to you and your family during this holiday season:-))

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

O, my. naughty but nice?? :) I love to visit you, MH...I am never disappointed. :) ps

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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

LOL, enjoyed!!

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Those are one-armed-bandits indeed! Thanks for sharing!

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QudsiaP1 4 years ago

Hahahaha true that :)

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

That sounds just about the right level for me.:)). Nicely done.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Oh, Poop! What fun is THAT? if i can't lose money in vegas - where CAN i lose it? Geez...


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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

I have often thought of that very thing when in Reno or Vegas! Good lines!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Been there done that. Sometime works sometime nothing.

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Pamela99 4 years ago from United States

Cute and so true!

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SkeetyD 4 years ago from Barbados

LOL! I love it

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Isn't that the truth!

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old albion 4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

Another nice smile today hatter.


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