The Birthday Gift - X Rated (limerick)

I thought my reality shaken

When birthday to dreamland I’m taken

To bedroom I hovered

And there I discovered

My naked wife covered in bacon

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Ericdierker 21 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

What a treat, both in my mind and in your words.

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Ghaelach 21 months ago

Morning Martin.

I just love breakfast.

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Jodah 21 months ago from Queensland Australia

Sounds good to me Martin, I love bacon :)

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bravewarrior 21 months ago from Central Florida

Sounds like a man's dream come true!

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tirelesstraveler 21 months ago from California

Is this what "Sex begins in the kitchen means"?

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Neil Sperling 21 months ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

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cat on a soapbox 20 months ago from Los Angeles

LOL, Martin! I think you just took a man's fantasy to a new level:)

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The Examiner-1 20 months ago

Yuch, unless you like bacon. Why would she do that? I pinned it.


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