The Bottom Line Is She Is Alive (limerick)

Now everyone thought I was brave

When life of my wife I did save

But as help she’s crying

Through my mind is flying

It’s cheaper than buying a grave

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Sad but true there comes a time when someone has to depart

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

A practical man....I like that and respect him. LOL

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Wow. That's cold!

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

That's sad :-(

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Martin, has my husband been talking to you??!! Ha, Ha

I loved it. Too funny!!

Great job.


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

El cheapo! You are a funny man Martin..

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thost 3 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

So true Martin.

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Oh no - Scrooge could not compete with this - huh!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Another method would be to take her for a boat ride,

Then throw her overboard with an anvil tied to her side.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

What a laugh!

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Always looking at the bright side ;)

Voted up, funny and awesome.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

How thoughtful. lol

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Yes, they are pretty costly pieces of real estate now.

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