The Bullfighter (limerick)

No greater bullfighter you’ll see

I’ll stand brave and I’ll never flee

And each deadly stare

I’ll meet with such flare

As salesmen lob their lies at me

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

A brave man indeed! I'm a little late tonight, but I couldn't go to bed without my laugh for the night. Thank you, Martin!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

I'm glad you were able to get off FB, at this time, to write something funny here!

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Salesmen will make you want to fight the bull. Great one.

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Yes, you nailed it, Martin, with this clever rhyme.

You are the greatest bullfighter of all time.

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Excellent!!! You are the supreme BULL-fighter, Martin....have a lovely bull fighting day :) :)

Sending you many Angels today :) ps

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rasta1 4 years ago from Jamaica

It is amazing how you can change the direction of a poem with one line.

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Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Brilliant piece of 'tongue in cheek' true life, MHatter. 'Ole!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh...I was thinking of the wrong bull, the one that you grab by the horns!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

And the bulls side of the story?

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Quoteslover 4 years ago

oh bulls

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HeeHee, Thay's called, " Shootn' The Bull. "

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Now that is some serious stare!!

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ImKarn23 4 years ago


and here i ex-salesman - and - a damned good one! lol..

(i used a soft sell...very

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Darknlovely3436 4 years ago from NewYork

brave indeed

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