The Cannibal Terror (limerick)

This terror I now share with thee

Some cannibals had captured me

A dinner for clan

What worse could fate plan

We’re vegan a man said to me

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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

Meatless Mondays and the rest of the week! :)

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

That is outrageous. Only you can do it. Thanks for the laugh.

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mizjo 4 years ago from New York City, NY

ha ha. Close shave, that!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I truly don't know how you do this each and every day. Brilliantly funny!

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

I agree with all of the above. Thank you!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That is some mighty great news!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Saved by the vegan!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

How lucky to have fallen into the hands of those who chose to be herbivores...the usual twist at the end keeps me smiling....:) ps

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Well I guess you are fortunate for having been capture by vegan cannibals??

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Brilliant my friend!!OH I must try my hand at composing a Limerick ;you are certainly inspiring me to do so.

Have a great day and thank you for all these wonderful hubs.


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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Thank goodness for the vegan in us all. Jamie

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Wonderful! I never expected that superb final line. Well done!

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GusTheRedneck 4 years ago from USA

Howdy Mhatter99 -

A FUN limerick, just like they are supposed to be. Enjoyed it.

Gus :-)))

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eHealer 4 years ago from Las Vegas

Too Funny Mhatter, as usual, you've done it again!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, Lucky you..Cannibals who doesn't eat meat..Too funny

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c-m-hall 4 years ago from York, Maine

Very funny!

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Heeee - this made me laugh out loud -

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Janhorner 4 years ago

What a laugh! You told so much in a short poem, excellent, voted up,


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

I like this. Can there be vegetarian cannibals??? lol

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

i don't know what you smoke M - but i do wish you'd share! You're a riot! Love the giggle!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

That was a lucky have to be careful, it's a jungle out there..LOL:-))

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

I was just about to send them a bottle of Chianti......:). I didn't see the vegan coming, well done.

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