The Daredevil (limerick)

His actions are so death defying

Again through the air he is flying

The edge of a knife

How he toys with life

Whenever to wife he is lying

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Ah, Martin, this message is so real and so true,

When he lies to his wife God knows what she'll do.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

The pictures you choose are always classic! Well done!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Martin I am getting ready for bed and read this delightful hub.. and I am laughing I hope I can sleep.. thank you I needed to smile


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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Ah - he should watch out when he's flying - he is not likely to escape that easily! Cheers....

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

You certainly are a gem. Thanks for my morning a.m. laugh on the rainy start.

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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

this is a true piece of work..LOL he keeps playing with a knife and flying through the air.. he might just get stabbed..LOL

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ALUR 4 years ago from USA

Love this because it is so captivating/humorous/real in many ways without too long of lingo. Esp the "lying" part! Voted up

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

LOL So I guess what you are saying is you would rather jump from a plane than feel the wrath of a wife who has been lied to!!!!

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

You are a scream!!! Up and funny.

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

So true. Jamie

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DREAM ON 4 years ago

Love the limerick and the wild picture. Lying to your wife you'll end up sorry you did!!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

You're a funny man Martin...Loved it..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Funny. Some guys just keep on lying.

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

up up up!! always the best.. limerick is your trademark.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

SUPER - Jerk...LOL..

You cwazy, my fwend!

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Cyndi10 4 years ago from Georgia

LOL...loved this! I'm still giggling. Sharing and Tweeting.

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Laurinzo Scott 4 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

Lol... absolutely amazing... and please do tell is that your other identity???

Love these limericks!!!

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cygnetbrown 4 years ago from Alton, Missouri

This is funny. Poor man!

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Yep! Lying gets you nowhere but hung up on a pole - all by yourself!

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

LOL... ^_^ your limericks are the best pick-me-ups! Thank you for writing so many of them!

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Your limericks potions for sadness. Wonderful!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

He is indeed a daredevil for lying to his wife....I would rather take my chances at being fired from a cannon LOL :-))

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Wives can be very nasty with a lie.

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