The Doubt Remover (limerick)

To help clear my mind of all doubt

A kiss from my wife would help out

If mind thought she’s pissed

This aid she’d enlist

A kiss with her fist on my snout


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

A kiss with her fist on your snout? Ha ha ha! So funny! I'd say she needs to kiss it and make it better, but not if all her kisses are like that! lol


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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Funny, funny!


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europewalker 3 years ago

Another funny one!


DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Where do you come up with these great limericks??!!

...a smile to start my Saturday.

Thanks,

DJ.


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Needed this laugh this a.m. Thanks.


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FitnezzJim 3 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

Hilarious, if it was a kick with her foot, would that mean she is kicking it to make it better?


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

With her fist you are sure to get pokes,

When you fail to laugh at her jokes.


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

A very clear message indeed, Martin!


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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

Thank you, I did need something funny today. I appreciate it very much:)


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Nice Saturday read, thanks my friend !


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Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

Very funny, try ducking and dodging.


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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! " Would Sir like some P.M.T. with his knuckle sandwich? "

It was even funnier, after watching that Jackie Chan movie last night.

Best wishes,

R.Q.


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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

No such fist kiss for you, MHatter, funny as usual!


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Ouch, A knuckle sandwich tastes bad..Yuck....


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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

Haha, a fist sure removes any doubt of how she is feeling!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

She sounds real friendly. lol


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Ouch!


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

ROFLOL! So funny!

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