The Eleven Commandments (limerick)

Eleventh Commandment did die

Said Moses to Lord this won’t fly

Those dames wearing sash

Will turn this to ash

“If you don’t have cash then don’t buy”


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DanaTeresa 3 years ago from Ohio

LOL! love it! though maybe if that one did stay on the books I would have better finances. Nah. I'm not once for following rules.

Thanks for the laugh!


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Whoa! There must be a law against that. LOL


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LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Hahahaha...... How do you come up with these limericks?! And .... here by, I pronounce you the King of Limerick! Woohoo, MH. :)


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Well, they got that out of the way nearly immediately!


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Hmmm. I wonder if I'll be struck down for reading this! :-)


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Eleven commandments, you are so funny...


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DREAM ON 3 years ago

You always write something different. This tops them all because you got the Lord and Moses involved.Love your humor.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol Too funny.


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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

You take on irony of human lives is very funny.


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vespawoolf 3 years ago from Peru, South America

Very clever! You are a very funny human being, Mhatter! : )

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