The Gift Of Chocolate (limerick)

The choc’late I bought did its work

At driving my dear wife berserk

Those evenings of bliss

Are moments I’ll miss

When she caught me kissing the clerk

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Jenna Pope 4 years ago from Southern California

Cute limerick. Voted up.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

We always get caught, don't we? LOL

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh, chocolate solves everything.

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Bad boy Mh - Good on the chocolates though. Ha. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Oh his wife is going to get mad when she find out what kind of sweets he was getting!!!!!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

I love chocolate.. Now I need some.. Lol.. you a re too much.. kissing the clerk.. thanks for making me laugh


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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

Chocolate...Give me all your Chocolate!

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DS Duby 4 years ago from United States, Illinois

lol a great limerick once again, I think I may love chocolate even more than my wife. voted up and funny

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky


Sweetness desired and sought I see

beautiful clerk held so close to thee

her lips tenderly

kissed those of ye

too oft diabetes could be.

You are the master of limericks, there is no doubt! I applaud you!

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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

LOL...Another Fun and Funny Limerick!!!!

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Bad, bad boy!!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

So much for the chocolate!

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

Oh it's gunna take more than chocolates to fix that mistake! ^_^

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

That's gonna take a whole lot of chocolate. lol

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Redberry Sky 4 years ago

Awesome as always, Mhatter :)

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

hey boys! Chocolate doesn't always work - try diamonds - or a horse! Good one, M!

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

OH, oh!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

:) Just know that every time you publish a limerick, I hit the funny button.

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2patricias 4 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

Tee hee - this one really had a laugh hidden in the last line.

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