The Gift That Changed My Life (limerick)

A gift that would fill home with glee

As much better husband I’d be

My fate she’d unmask it

With one little basket

When my wife gave casket to me

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

Makes a man think about excepting gifts.

LOL Ghaelach

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Wow! She is planning ahead.

Funny in a morose kind of way!!


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

I was wondering what that giant thing was gift wrapped. Watch out for that one!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I was thinking there was a man in the box. Little did I know.....

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Vellur 3 years ago from Dubai

What a gift! Enjoy reading your limericks!

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

It's good to be prepared.

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

This one is a laugh-out-loud. Good job.

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Now that's looking to the future! Hilarious as always.

Voted up and oh so funny.

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kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

That's very dark.... but funny!

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MarleneB 3 years ago from Northern California, USA

The gift that stops giving!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Hope there is a tag on it that you read.

That says, Please do not open until dead!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, reminds me of that old Meatloaf song ... "and now I'm praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you" aw : )

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Couldn't stop laughing.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

She's really fond of him isn't she? lol

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teaches12345 3 years ago

Funny! You always have me in guessing with our titles and then -- I smile.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I think that sentiment bears watching.

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