The Gift That Keeps On Giving (limerick)

I asked girlfriend how this could be

That her dog must pee upon me

It seems that her Joy

Whose habits annoy

A gift of ex-boyfriend was he

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

very funny ..I don't know how you come up these ..but they are very creative and usually make me grin at the least.!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hehehe ... the gift that keeps on ...

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Ghaelach 3 years ago

Morning Martin.

Your girl friend keeps on getting little reminders of her EX.

LOL Ghaelach

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Lol...good doggie :-))

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! Revenge is a dish best served....warm? Looks like someone is going to have to tie a knot in Fido's willy-wanky-woo :)

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

LOL, that's a cute one.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

It's a cute lil doggie,

But it carries a hex.

Since it was well trained

By your girlfriend's ex.

This limerick with accompanying photo is one of your best, my friend.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

That's the gift that keeps on giving. LOL

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago


You are the limerick king.

ocfireflies 3 years ago

And they say only dogs mark their territories! You ARE indeed the LIMERICK KING!



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annart 3 years ago from SW England

Nice one! What a great revenge; superb idea! Ann

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Faithful to the last! Love it!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Funny revenge of the ex.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Frightening how these things happen.

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