The Haunting (limerick)

Alone and afraid I would be

So scared of the ghosts I would see

Then wife turned on light

And restored my sight

That big drunk last night it was me


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eHealer 4 years ago from Las Vegas

Lol MH, what a perfect limerick for Halloween! Too funny my friend.


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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

You just tickled my brain.


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh, he was seeing things?


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Bet that's not the first time that's happened to a lot of guys. lol


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Been there, done that, wrote the book. Glad those days are over. :) Thanks for the reminder.


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CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

Lol! Did you see dead people too MH? Very funny!


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Another great laugh.


Valleypoet 4 years ago

There is only one kind of spirit he's seen tonight!..LOL


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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

What a hoot!! :)


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mizjo 4 years ago from New York City, NY

I would love to know where you get your images from. They are part of the fun of your hilarious hubs.

This one looks like an Irishman! (Sorry, not being politically incorrect, I hope).


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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Great fun poem, well done !


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YogaKat 4 years ago from Oahu Hawaii

Awesome little limerick . . .loved it.


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HeeHee, Funny..Good one!!


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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

Waaaa, afraid of self! Hahahaha!


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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

now i knew, why drinking is considered as an evil !


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. No wonder he couldn't remember.


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Lol..da bends...

great pic..


lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Lol. I am starting to enjoy these limericks.


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ignugent17 4 years ago

hahahaha :-))) very funny!


LikaMarie 4 years ago

Thumbed up. Thanks for the laugh.


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ha Ha and LOL! Very funny.


shabana 9 months ago

Tank God you got it lol ,thanks for sharing smile

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